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Thursday, March 03, 2005

(PICTURE) Let's fuck while praying!

Let's fuck while praying! - A personal advert by one hell of a sexy Christian. If I were gay and Mrs Highfly did not mind I think I would be sending my pic off to this guy. I am sure the 20 year old women will be running to his door...

NOTE:Things NOT to say during sex
102. Let's pray

(SHOP) Tetris

Tetris 3DNow you can play the world's most addictive video game head-to-head in a completely new dimension. With the Tetris 3D Tower players actually get to drop blocks into play amidst a thrilling maelstrom of light and sound. As toe-curlingly compelling as its computerized counterpart.

Tetris Two-Player Plug n PlayThe ultimate productivity killer is back and this time it's on your TV!

(GAME) Pinball Smash Up

Pinball Smash Up - A very clever game that mixes pinball and breakout. There are also some very nice power ups in the game...

(PICTURE) World Processor

World Processor - An attempt to do justice to the term 'political' and 'geo-political' globe. Trying to tell the lie (of abstraction and visualization) that tells the truth.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

(JOKE) 101 Things NOT to say during sex

101 things not to say during sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1 This is your first time..right?
Person 2 Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel.
54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. Q You can cook, too right?
A (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?

(MOVIE) Moonwalking

Moonwalking - A Michael Jackson performs a new type of moonwalk in this video...

(PICTURES) Student Council President

Student Council President - Photoshop a campaign poster for someone running for Student Council President at the toughest junior high school in the world...

(MOVIE) Office Friends

Office Friends - Office Space the movie redone, this time, starring Superman and the rest of the Hall of Justice.

(TECH) The Dream Love Chair (LSFW)

The Dream Love Chair - an electrically driven pleasure chair.

(TECH) Tell on Apple

Tell on Apple: Home Page: "We love Apple's innovative products! Our case is a matter of business ethics and simply doing the right thing!"

Tuesday, March 01, 2005

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Creamlog (NSFW 18+)

Creamlog (NSFW 18+) - Creamlog by creamy. Your daily surf point. A site mainly focusing on naked women from around the net...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Blogywood

Blogywood - Your daily eye on the web...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) BeTuMaN

BeTuMaN - A really great blog with funny, interesting and bizzar pictures, current news and events and great links from the internet...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) College Humor

College Humor - New Funny Pictures, Funny Movies, and Funny Hotlinks Daily!

All Dumb - the dumbest, coolest and craziest things on the Internet

The Big Shocker - The Original Foam Shocker Hand

Busted Tees - Jokes you can wear! Hilarious T-Shirts!

Also have a look over at the ever great Fu-Qtoo T Shirts for some of the best tees around. Fu-Qtoo - What your mommy doesn't want you to wear...

Monday, February 28, 2005

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Web Nymph

Web Nymph - RSS, RDF, XML, Atom Feeds. Showing the most recent links from lots of great link and news sites from around the web...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) NeOnbubble

NeOnbubble - Bubbly. And Neonny. Web links, stories and bloggs.

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Factum

Factum - Face the Fact. Funny and news related pictures from around the web

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Dave's Daily

Dave's Daily - Funny News, Funny Stories, Strange and Bizarre News Stories and Funny Pictures

(NEW LINK PARTNER) ProperBo

ProperBo - Fassing Across the World. Ramblings, links, travel, Cambodia, News and politics from this English blog.

(SITE NEWS) This weekend

I did not do a lot of posts over this weekend because I was generating new referrers for the site. There are now about 5-10 new referrers. I will create a seperate post of each of the new people so that you know the new links to the site...