(TOPICS=GAMES) Small Forest Story

Small Forest Story - A simple little point and click puzzle game. It is very easy but it kept me busy for about 5 minutes. I would hope you would not need a walkthrough for this one. If you do need some help just post a question in the comments :)

(TOPICS=GAMES) Stack Trace

Stack Trace - Remove the plates by clicking them. You can only remove plates which are not overlapped by other plates.

(TOPICS=GAMES) Snowball Fight

Snowball Fight - The agenct vs the clients in this dodge ball style snowball fight Christmas game. Use the mouse to move your charicter. Click and hold the mouse to select the power of your throw. Collect bonuses to make the game easier. The top score of the game wins an iPod so get playing...

(TOPICS=GAMES) Teddy Goes Swimming

Teddy Goes Swimming - Guide teddy to the end of the level collecting the coins and avoiding the hazards.

(TOPICS=GAMES) Billy and Mandy : The Fright Before Christmas

Billy and Mandy : The Fright Before Christmas - Nice little Christmas shooter game. Use the space bar to switch characters.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) (TOPICS=MUSIC) Soul Train circa 1974

Soul Train circa 1974 - Just another day gettin groovy on Soul Train back in the 70s.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Syncronized Christmas Lights Display

Syncronized Christmas Lights Display - The Christmas lights of a house flashes in synchronization to a song.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Will Ferrell: Earth to America

Will Ferrell: Earth to America - Global Warming Comedy Special featuring Will Ferrell as George W Bush, Blue Man Group and Bill Maher.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Christmas Story

A Christmas Story - in 30 seconds. Re-enacted by bunnies.

theGoose.org.uk

theGoose.org.uk - A fantastic link dump. Full of interesting links, fantastic pictures and funny jokes...

(TOPICS=MOVIES) A Few Good G-Men

A Few Good G-Men - A Half-Life 2 adaptation of a scene from the movie A Few Good Men.

(TOPICS=GAMES) Astro-Susi Saves The World

Astro-Susi Saves The World - This is a nice little cartoon animated point and click puzzel game.

It's all quite simple... You are Astro-Susi and your mission is to save the world from little green aliens (what else?)

If you move the mouse over different items, it changes and shows, what can be done there. By clicking on this item you can execute the action. That way, you can collect several items. But little Susi is only able to carry 10 items at a time.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) A Men’s Room Monologue

A Men’s Room Monologue - reflects countless hours of work towards what is right now the best and funniest animation by Alex yet. This cartoon takes you through the many hilarious elements and pitfalls of public restrooms, covering everything from urinals to hand-dryers. Featuring original theme music by Adam Salsberg and great art and humor, this is a must-see!

(TOPICS=GAMES) (TOPICS=LSFW) LoveChess The Erotic Chess Game

Love Chess The Erotic Chess Game - The game play is good, the erotic art is absolutely fabulous, the 3D animations are hot and entertaining...

(TOPICS=GAMES) Guess-The-Google Launcher

Grant Robinson's game Guess-The-Google Launcher - After creating Montage-a-google, several people wrote to me suggesting I make a game based on the same technology. Montage-a-google is a simple web app that uses Google's image search to generate a large gridded montage of images based on keywords (search terms) entered by the user. Guess-the-google reverses this process by picking the keywords for you, the player must then guess what keyword made up the image - it's surprisingly addictive.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Night Watch - Nochnoi Dozor

Night Watch - Great trailer about a russian movie, an horror/thriller with a battle between good and evil forces in Moscow.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) (TOPICS=MUSIC) Strong Arms

Strong Arms - A short clip of some break dancing. Showing very good upper body strength. Check out that windmill...

(TOPICS=GAMES) Cube

Cube - Use the mouse to aim the cubes into the target area. There are different cubes to select for different levels of difficulty. The line shows the direction of the shot. The blue gauge shows the power of the shot. This game has unlimited continues. Once the game has started the picture quality and sound settings can be changed at the top of the playing screen...

(TOPICS=GAMES) Black Knight

Black Knight - The Black Knight is completely addicting arcade game fun.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye... The Queen needs a new swimming pool. The King calls upon you, The Black Knight, to go hither and bash as much taxes as possible from thy freeloading peasants.

(NEW LINK PARTNER) EJB dot com

EJB dot com - A great daily does of videos, links and humor. Deff worth taking a look...

(TOPICS=GAMES) Super Fruit Combo

Super Fruit Combo - Match 4 or more identical fruit pieces. When you match pieces they disappear from the screen. More fruits equal more points in this quick arcade puzzle game...

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Xtra Spicy

Xtra Spicy - A very funny viral video. Sometimes it is better to go for the snack esspecially compaired to the things that can happen if the family find out...

(TOPICS=GAMES) Solomons Key

Solomons Key - This classic is still nice to play today, inside a browser window with flash.

For those don't know this game: it is an old tecmo coin-op released in 1986.

Use arrow keys to move and CTRL to create/remove blocks, you have to pick up the key to open the door for the next level.. and if you are blocked, use your head.

(NEW LINK PARTNER) eblogx.de

eblogx.de - fun, trash, entertainment

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Westvillage

Westvillage - Funny pictures & linkdump from the Netherlands...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Bad Girls Blog *!!!NSFW 18+!!!*

Bad Girls Blog - No Porn, Only Softcore & Quality...

(TOPICS=GAMES) Toboggan Jump

Toboggan Jump - The object of this game is to get your sled through the ring. You have to give the sled the right amount of power in order to safely make it through the ring. Press and hold the 'Go' button to start the pusher. He will push the sled until you let go of the button...

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Batman : New Times

Batman : New Times - A student project, undertaken by the December 2004 Graduating Class of The DAVE School. Written and Directed by the team of William Vaughan and Jeff Scheetz, this fast-paced animated adventure follows the exploits of Bruce Wayne as his crime fighting alter ego -- BATMAN. Bruce risks everything to deliver GOTHAM CITY from the vile JOKER. The JOKER and his henchmen do all they can to spoil GOTHAM'S New Years Eve party. Animated star HARLEY QUINN joins the fray, throwing everything she can in BATMAN'S way. Expect plenty of twists and turns as The DAVE School Students take you on a wild ride that's sure to leave you breathless.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Spider-Man: The Peril of Doc Ock

Spider-Man: The Peril of Doc Ock - The exciting new animated short from Spite Your Face Productions Ltd, commisioned by Sony Pictures/Marvel Studios/The Lego Group to accompany the release of Sam Raimi's Spider-Man 2.

(TOPICS=GAMES) Draw a Pig

Draw a Pig - The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer...

(TOPICS=SCIENCE) (TOPICS=TECH) Secret Worlds: The Universe Within

Molecular Expressions: Science, Optics and You - Secret Worlds: The Universe Within - Interactive Java Tutorial - View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons

(MOVIE) RJD2 - 1976

RJD2 - 1976 - Ohio design crew Leftchannel and Ohio DJ RJD2 combine forces for this bit of photoreal eye candy."

(GAME) Getagrip

Get a Grip - From Scotish biker comes a game where the aim if to do a wheely on the front wheel of your motobike for as long as you can using the arrow keys...

(GAME) (FLASH) (NSFW/LSFW) Virtual Bartender 2 *!!!LSFW!!!*

Virtual Bartender 2 - Double your pleasure with Virtual Bartender 2 – twice the girls, twice the fun.

(GAME) Puki - The Swarm

Puki - The Swarm - On a routine mission to Deep Space Station G-7, you pick up a cute, harmless Puki as a pet. Sound familiar? Nah...

Following exposure to dangerous Gamma radiation, the Puki begin to reproduce rampantly (little wonder about the smile). It also grew a set of sharp teeth and a taste for blood!

As the sole survivor, you must race through the corridors of your ship, and put the little beasts back in their place for good. Or something.

(GAME) Ballz

Ballz - An adictive little game where you need to group the different types and colors of balls by clicking on them with the mouse...

(MOVIE) (MUSIC) Like a Virgin

Like a Virgin - This is a video of an American Idol (Pop Idol) show. The singing is terrible but I am not looking forward to a William Hung thing happening again. Although I do agree that the singing is very bad I am more amazed by the interesting interview he gave before the "music" performance...

(GAME) Pepsi Max Jet Ski

Pepsi Max Jet Ski - Steer the wakeboarder with your left and right keys. Follow the jet when it flies under a bridge. Use a ramp to jump the bridge when the jet flies over it. Press the space bat in mid-air for a radical trick!

Collect as many Pepsi buoys as possible for bonus points - and make sure you avoid the mines!

(MOVIE) (FLASH) Target Practice

Target Practice - For those who don't realize what this is about, this entry was submitted by Jeff Weise, who recently carried out a horrible school shooting before ending his own life.

(ENVIRONMENT) (NEWS) Future Forests for a CarbonNeutral world

Future Forests for a CarbonNeutral world - Here you can 'neutralise' the contribution you or your business makes to global warming. Carbon dioxide emissions are one of the main causes. And we all produce CO2 from almost everything we do - from running a business to boiling a kettle.

This site has lots of interesting information about the environment. It is also possible, for a small price, to have a tree planted to do your own part for the environment. These trees are great for gifts or for your own peace of mind.

(MOVIE) Extreme Snow Mobiles

Extreme Snow Mobiles - A fantastic video of snowmobiles doing some very impressive jumps and stunts...

(TECH) Stacking Pennies

Stacking Pennies - This page is a collection of pictures from a talk I gave while a Civil Engineer at Texas Tech University in 1980. Our senior year we practiced giving technical presentations. This was mine.

(GAME) Veritech Ace 2

Veritech Ace 2 - The wait is over! Play the nearly completed beta version. 20 levels, large battleships, improved ai + more! Are you really an ace?

(GAME) Gravity

Gravity - Fire an atom amongst gravity sources. To advance a level, the atom must survive the given time without collisions.

(NEWS) The World, Dubai [Island/Islands] - TEN Guide [UAE]

The World, Dubai [Island/Islands] - TEN Guide [UAE] - "The same company that brought us The Palm Islands, Al Nakheel Properties (Nakheel Corp), have done it again expanding their portfolio of man-made islands with this latest Dubai island project shaped like the continents of the world. The World will consist of between 250 to 300 smaller private artifical islands divided into four categories - private homes, estate homes, dream resorts, and community islands."

(GAME) Mini Golf

Mini Golf Use the mouse to direct the ball in this simple game of mini golf. So far the best I could manage was 39 shots. Can you do any better?

(MUSIC) Mashup Mix

Mashup Mix Ministry of Sound - Now you can experience your own little bit of mashup mayhem using this exclusive Mash Up Mixer! Simply play with the faders to make your own mix!

(GAME) Fulfillment

Fulfillment - Fit all the shapes into the area before the time is up. Once the time is up the game finishes.

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Blonde Blog

Blonde Blog - The first real Blonde Blog!!! An absolutally fantastic link dump with movies, pictures, flash and some NSFW 18+ content. The page layout and pictures are safe for work. Go check it out and have a great time clicking the links :)

(GAME) Ball

Ball - Use the arrow keys to keep the white ball (you) away from the red balls. Collect the greens to earn points and the yellow to get a random powerup. In multiplayer mode, player 2 controls with WASD keys.

(GAME) Laser Envy

Laser Envy - Flying through the Chrysil galaxy, Greebo, a young astronaut, is awoken from his cryo-sleep by a loud bang. His ship was hit by an asteroid and all the crystal fule has leaked out! Greebo decides that he must crash land on the closest planet. Lucky for Greebo, this planet is rich in Crystals. Unlucky for Greebo, the planet is also rich in angree aliens who would destroy Greebo. Help Greebo collect enough crystals to power his ship and get off the horrid planet and back onto his home world.

(FLASH) How not to drive correctly

How do you drive! - A cartoon simulation of the DOs and DON'Ts of driving. However, the "don'ts" seem to make more sense.

(GAME) Flashxed

Flashxed - A puzzle game in which your goal is to move similar blocks together, which causes them to disappear. Once all the blocks are gone, you've solved the level and you're presented with a new level to solve.

You move the blocks by pressing the mouse on them and dragging to either the right or the left. If an empty space is encountered, "gravity" takes over and the blocks fall towards the bottom.

(MOVIE) (MUSIC) We're going sailing

On a dream - The simplicity and child like style of the animation emphasisis the naivete and innocence that is inherent in the song itself. The characters in the song are not adults neither are they children. The characters are mythical characters, only a few inches in height, and are 'sailing' on a leaf. Their 'ocean' is really a stream, a reflection of an interpretation of the song's theme, that is a romanticism of the adventure a couple goes through and the magical quality that love gives to ordinary life.

(GAME) Artillery

Artillery - destroy the enemy by hitting it with your shells. This is a one or two player cannon game. Select the angle and power of your missile and try to take out your opponent. A single hit wins the round. Use the left and right keys to raise and lower the turret. Use the up and down keys to increase or decrease the power. Use the space bar to fire. Keep an eye on the wind meter in the top center of the screen...

(SEX) Linux Sex Positions - The Open Source Kama Sutra (LSFW)

Linux Sex Positions - The Open Source Kama Sutra - When Tux the penguin was introduced as the Linux mascot, Linus Torvald said he didn't want the OS to be associated with "a randy penguin." We think it's time to loosen up and let the little guy have some fun.

Also see...
Lesbian Linux Sex Positions
Gay Linux Sex Positions

(TECH) (MUSIC) Get Perpendicular

Get Perpendicular Silly little flash animation from Hitachi. This is a viral advert for their mass data storage MP3 players with a simple explanation of how the technology works...

(FLASH) What is the Time?

What is the Time - This is a Japanese site with lots of different ways of displaying your computer's time using flash...

(MOVIE) Alarm System

Alarm System - Alarm buttons are always so difficult to push and robbers already know about them, but this guy found a trick.

(MOVIE) Lonely Dancer

Lonely Dancer - This guy must be on drugs or something, because he's dancing like a complete idiot in a crowd...

(GAME) Rat Olympics - Javelin *!!!*

Rat Olympics - Javelin - Sporty rats have organized their own Olympics to let the world know that they can't be forgotten!

*!!!* Contains Popup advert

(MOVIE) (NEWS) Panda Bear Attacks Tourist

Panda Bear Attacks Tourist - A zoo visitor tries to get close to a panda bear to snap a picture and the panda attacks him through the cage.

(GAME) Clinic

Clinic - Everything from the point of view of a little fly! Just direction keys to move and explore a world full of mainly household ambients, looking for bonus-points (food?). Really original and well developed, make sure to exlude antialiasing (Enter key) to appreciate pixelart graphics.

(GAME) Oreo 3D Billiards

Oreo 3D Billiards - Nice graphic and gameplay. Move mouse to choose angle and view and then press S and move up and down to hit the ball.

(GAME) Shift

Shift - A lovely Flash point-and-click adventure from development company White Kiwi, this one will keep you busy for just a short while.

(PICTURE) Brickshelf Gallery

Brickshelf Gallery - Disney land made completely from LEGO. It must have taken ages to build this model of Disneyland...

(MUSIC) Mark Vidler Go Home Productions

Mark Vidler Go Home Productions - Who would mix Ashanti with Janes Addiction?

Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre vs Crowded House? These fellows would, and did.

Easily accessed MP3 downloads of the most unlikely blends of artists imaginable.

(MOVIE) Fastest Building of a House

Fastest Building of a House - After revving up their power tools and lining up volunteers, Habitat for Humanity of Shelby County, Ala., succeeded in constructing the fastest-built Habitat for Humanity home in the world on Dec.17 in just 3 hours, 26 minutes and 34 seconds. The previous Habitat for Humanity home-building record of 3 hours, 44 minutes and 59 seconds, was set March 13, 1999, in New Zealand.

(MOVIE) Disco in tha elevata

Disco in tha elevata - A whole new twist to elevator music...

(FLASH) Zoom Quilt

Zoom Quilt - Super Cool Pic Illusion. Click and drag up or down with your mouse to zoom in and out of this artistic world...

(GAME) 3-Cup

3-Cup - Quite possibly the world's hardest 'easy' puzzle...

(GAME) Ploop

Ploop - Collect all the stones from the level and avoid the pitfalls...

(GAME) Capture the Flag

Capture the Flag - Use the arrows to move the hero. Dodge the enemies and their arrows. Grab the flag and head back to your base. Each level the enimies and their arrows move faster.

(GAME) Freaky Football

Freaky Football - Pick up all the beans for energy and then run into the end zone to pass the level. Avoid the bombs and defensive players.

Rocket Bike

Rocket Bike - Ultra-fun sport bike racing, with upgrades and mafia influence

(MOVIE) The OmniTread at SwRI

The OmniTread at SwRI - An amazing robot built at University of Michigan. It is called OmniTread and is designed to traverse extremely difficult terrain, such as the rubble of a collapsed building.

In this video you can see how easily this robot can traverse a railway, go up and down on a staircase or walk inside tubes.

(GAME) Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam - Help uncle sam to save his cows from these aliens sent by space corporations to destroy small business activities. Move the mouse over the UFOs and click when they are locked on.

(GAME) Snow Blitz

Snow Blitz - What better way to sport your new, state-of-the-art AutoWarm jacket than to declare war on the entire neighbourhood? Although strong in number, young’ns don’t put up much of a fight. Hold your ground and keep throwing! Tougher, quicker and meaner, Bullies strike faster than you can say ‘lemon-flavoured snow.’

(GAME) Tubin' On Lake Tyler

Tubin' On Lake Tyler - The builders of this year’s HGTV Dream Home in beautiful Tyler, Texas have been working really hard and could use a break. What better way to relax than go Tubin’ on Lake Tyler! Yeeee hawww!

(GAME) Wimbledon

Wimbledon - A nice tennis game based on the Wimbledon tennis torniment.

(GAME) The CCL Game

The CCL Game - Simply select 1 of the 3 products at the beginning of each level and by using the various conveyor belts, fans and bouncy things in the tool box, the aim is to get your chosen product across the warehouse into 'system builds'. The quicker you move the item the more points you'll score and by choosing a 'CCL Recommended product' you'll receive Bonus points!

(TECH) iPod vs. The Cassette

iPod vs. The Cassette: No Name No Slogan labs tests this years must-have device against one of the all time great audio formats...

(GAME) Lost Your Marbles?

Lost Your Marbles? - Click an area on the screen, and as the board moves around, dont touch any of the obstacles on screen. Collect as many marbles as you can before you hit another object.

(GAME) Bedrock Bobsleddin Blowout

Bedrock Bobsleddin Blowout - Find out who's the best bobsledder in bedrock! Are you up to the challenge?

(FUNNY) Let's Learn English With George Bush and Condoleeza Rice

Let's Learn English With George Bush and Condoleeza Rice - A new take on the old abbott and costello sketch involving George Bush and Condoleeza Rice.

"Who is the new leader of China?"
"Hu is leading China, Mr. President"

(PICTURE) Alexi Hearse Car Mod

Alexi Hearse Car Mod - The gallery and the story of the coolest deadly car ever built, with a real flamethrower on it!

(PICTURES) (ART) M.C. Escher Gallery

M.C. Escher Gallery - Fantastic gallery containing a very large amount of this artists work. All the pictures can be enlarged and are grouped into chronological periods.

(MOVIE) Freudian Slip

Freudian Slip - Sometimes it is hard to know the right words to say but it is always easy to know the words you should not say...

The following short film contains audio/visual content that may offend some viewers. Of course, if you find bad acting, poor production, inferior set design & lighting etc to be distasteful, then EVERY short film at this site will offend you!

Thank you very much to heimer66 for sending me this great and funny link

(MUSIC) RockRage Music Band Fonts

RockRage Music Band Fonts - A BUNCH of great band-logos fonts! Never seen a musical archive like that...

(GAME) Find Jesus!

Find Jesus! - Jesus is hiding somewhere in your kid-brother's room and you gotta find Him! But Jesus is a much better hider than He was before AND he's not alone! So when you find Jesus, scream out 'I FOUND JESUS!'

There is also another link to the Find Jesus game here. This version has an extra room available. When I played the game at the second location I found bugs. The game seemed to freeze every so often. This may have just been a problem with my machine. I suggest using the first link if available.

(GAME) Runner game

Runner game - Try to escape from evil vans that chasing you, say no to gangbang! Refuel and repair the car using bonus you can find on the street.

(GAME) World Mouseclicking Competition!

World Mouseclicking Competition! - Have you got what it takes to be a Big Fast Finger round town? Or are you a bit of a limp clicker?

(PICTURE) Let's fuck while praying!

Let's fuck while praying! - A personal advert by one hell of a sexy Christian. If I were gay and Mrs Highfly did not mind I think I would be sending my pic off to this guy. I am sure the 20 year old women will be running to his door...

NOTE:Things NOT to say during sex
102. Let's pray

(SHOP) Tetris

Tetris 3DNow you can play the world's most addictive video game head-to-head in a completely new dimension. With the Tetris 3D Tower players actually get to drop blocks into play amidst a thrilling maelstrom of light and sound. As toe-curlingly compelling as its computerized counterpart.

Tetris Two-Player Plug n PlayThe ultimate productivity killer is back and this time it's on your TV!

(GAME) Pinball Smash Up

Pinball Smash Up - A very clever game that mixes pinball and breakout. There are also some very nice power ups in the game...

(PICTURE) World Processor

World Processor - An attempt to do justice to the term 'political' and 'geo-political' globe. Trying to tell the lie (of abstraction and visualization) that tells the truth.

(JOKE) 101 Things NOT to say during sex

101 things not to say during sex

1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1 This is your first time..right?
Person 2 Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel.
54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. Q You can cook, too right?
A (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?

(MOVIE) Moonwalking

Moonwalking - A Michael Jackson performs a new type of moonwalk in this video...

(PICTURES) Student Council President

Student Council President - Photoshop a campaign poster for someone running for Student Council President at the toughest junior high school in the world...

(MOVIE) Office Friends

Office Friends - Office Space the movie redone, this time, starring Superman and the rest of the Hall of Justice.

(TECH) The Dream Love Chair (LSFW)

The Dream Love Chair - an electrically driven pleasure chair.

(TECH) Tell on Apple

Tell on Apple: Home Page: "We love Apple's innovative products! Our case is a matter of business ethics and simply doing the right thing!"

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Creamlog (NSFW 18+)

Creamlog (NSFW 18+) - Creamlog by creamy. Your daily surf point. A site mainly focusing on naked women from around the net...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Blogywood

Blogywood - Your daily eye on the web...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) BeTuMaN

BeTuMaN - A really great blog with funny, interesting and bizzar pictures, current news and events and great links from the internet...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) College Humor

College Humor - New Funny Pictures, Funny Movies, and Funny Hotlinks Daily!

All Dumb - the dumbest, coolest and craziest things on the Internet

The Big Shocker - The Original Foam Shocker Hand

Busted Tees - Jokes you can wear! Hilarious T-Shirts!

Also have a look over at the ever great Fu-Qtoo T Shirts for some of the best tees around. Fu-Qtoo - What your mommy doesn't want you to wear...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Web Nymph

Web Nymph - RSS, RDF, XML, Atom Feeds. Showing the most recent links from lots of great link and news sites from around the web...

(NEW LINK PARTNER) NeOnbubble

NeOnbubble - Bubbly. And Neonny. Web links, stories and bloggs.

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Factum

Factum - Face the Fact. Funny and news related pictures from around the web

(NEW LINK PARTNER) Dave's Daily

Dave's Daily - Funny News, Funny Stories, Strange and Bizarre News Stories and Funny Pictures

(NEW LINK PARTNER) ProperBo

ProperBo - Fassing Across the World. Ramblings, links, travel, Cambodia, News and politics from this English blog.

(SITE NEWS) This weekend

I did not do a lot of posts over this weekend because I was generating new referrers for the site. There are now about 5-10 new referrers. I will create a seperate post of each of the new people so that you know the new links to the site...

(GAME) Roam Protect

Roam Protect - Protect the Fule Transports. At least one vechile from the convoy must survive. Bonus points will be awarded for each vehicle that survives.

(NEW LINK PARTNER) uGoto.com

uGoto.com - I now have a new link partner over at uGoto.com. This site has Flash Games, Cartoons, Jokes, Humor, Links, News and Weblogs

(GAME) Risky Whisky

Risky Whisky - Drive the truck over the terain in the fastest time you can in this 3D driving game. Time is added each time you smash one of the wiskey bottles in the back of your truck...

(CASE MOD) SeXBox Vibration Controller (LSFW)

SeXBox Vibration Controller (LSFW) - Ever wondered if it is possible to connect a vibrator to an XBox controller? Wonder no more...

(PHOTOS) I Park Like an Idiot

I Park Like an Idiot - A new range of stickers that let you show people what you think of their parking skills...

Recent hit activity (Go visit DNA Cowboy)

On Wednesday the site got a lot of new hits coming from Coolios. The ROC link added by Bling. The link was seen and linked buy DNA Cowboy over at The Rise and Fall of Gunstar 141 (NSFW 18+) and Cardinal Sin (NSFW 18+) I would jsut like to give a big thank you to him and encourage you to visit his sites to try to get a few hits going to both of his great sites...

Gmail

I would like to give a big thank you to Heimer for sending me a Gmail invite. I will be removing the Yahoo accounts from the site but still looking at them from time to time. If you would like to swap links to your own site, suggest links for posts, have any suggestions or comments you can mail me here.

Once again a big thank you to Heimer.

A parent's primer to computer slang

A parent's primer to computer slang - A microsoft guide for parents on to internet slang...

(PICTURE) Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops - "I recently stumbled upon this children's book, 'Everyone Poops' which was originally created by those zany Japanese."

(GAME) H-O-R-S-E

H-O-R-S-E - Players take turns shooting. If one player makes a basket, the other player must also make that basket or he gets a "Letter". The letters spell the word H-0-R-S-E. Once a player has gotten 5 letters (by missing five of his opponents shots) he loses.

(GAME) Colin's Crazy Carrera

Colin's Crazy Carrera - Not a game as such and more a 3D demo of a game to be. Drive a Porsche around a 3D lava landscape...

(PICTURE) Wedding Cake

Wedding Cake - Slim fasts way of saying maybe you need to lose a bit of weight before the wedding. Personally I think it would be far better if it was not just the female that was shown as needing to lose weight...

(GAME) 11 Somerset

11 Somerset - Welcome to the Society of Enigmas. We investigate the paranormal phenomena that sourround us... If you want to join our group you have got to show us that you're smart and fearless. We'll give you a new chalange each week. Pass all 13 and you'll be one of us! It's up to you now...

(GAME) Levers

Levers - Place the different objects on the scales to make them balance...

(MOVIE) Kubrick 2001

Kubrick 2001 - The space odyssey explained

(MOVIE) Verdier

Verdier - A very sweet movie about the prototype for a new VW, the Westfalia. This uses smoth computer graphics to advertise the car and it's proposed features. There is also a very mice sound track by Freeworm playing in the background.

(MUSIC) Scottish Record Labels

A few Scottish record labels and band sites...

Caber Music

Green Trax

Wolf Stone

Shoogle

All these links were found over at Jacobite Republic

(MUSIC) The Red Hot Jazz Archive

The Red Hot Jazz Archive - A brilliant archive of bios and recordings (RealAudio format) from the early days of jazz.

(GAME) Starsky & Hutch Pinball

Starsky & Hutch Pinball I am not sure if I have already linked to this one before. It is a nice pinball game to promote the release of the Starsky and Hutch movie. I found it over at my new link partner Look At This

(MUSIC / ART) Smiths and Morrissey Cover Stars

Smiths and Morrissey Cover Stars - This is probably of little intrest to anyone who is not a fan of Morrissey or the Smiths. I am a fan so here is an illustrated list of the cover artists that have graced Smiths and Morrissey albums and singles. Entries are in chronological order. The page includes both Smiths and Morrissey sleeve covers. Scroll down after the Smiths releases for the Morrissey ones.

(MOVIE / MUSIC) Soulwax E Talkin

Soulwax E Talkin - A great music video by the band Soulwax. This video goes through the entire alphabet of drugs. With this list of narcotics this fly can get even higher :D:D:D

(GAME) Motherload

Motherload - The game that takes you under the surface of arcade-style gaming and into the roots of fun. Tipping the hat to old favorites such as Dig Dug and Boulder Dash, Motherload incorporates a modern interface, fast-paced gameplay, and an in-depth storyline. Innovative use of flash allows for a dynamic and exciting gameplay in the substrata of Mars, where you'll search for the Motherload; A fabled cache of rare and valuable minerals.

(MOVIE) Potent Objects

Potent Objects - a series of interactive objects that questions simplistic tropes of interaction while referencing the deeper emotional states implied by the physical grammar of interactivity. The objects explore our social anxiety about machines that can feel or emote, and our complex feelings about interacting with these machines. Are our machines becoming more like us as they learn to sense more about our actions, or are we becoming more like them as we tailor our actions to their limited sensing abilities?

(GAME) Greedy Pinatas

Greedy Piñatas - Piñatas have stolen your Juicy Fruit from your own birthday party! It's time to take back what's your's, so start swatting away!

(GAME) Sonica

Sonica - 2D platform game baised on Sonic the hedgehog. Collect the coins and get to the portal to get to the next level.

(JOKE) Babbi Vs Tax Inspector

At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

“Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: “What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzos."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick like you."

(MOVIE) Magic Missile

Magic Missile - A cops style interview where a guy is explaining how his friend was shot with an arrow during a D&D (dungeons and Dragons) game.

"I'm wearing boots of escaping..."

(ART) Surreal Sports 3

Surreal Sports 3 - Sports with an air of unreality. Photoshoped images of sports that never were.

(MOVIE) Hacky Sack Madness

Hacky Sack Madness - Check out some Matrix action with a hacky sack in this stick movie.

(GAME) The Box

The Box - "A little fun addicting game. Use your arrow keys to get away from the moving red box. The goal is to capture the pieces on board and move your box away. The red box gets bigger as time goes on. Really hard!"

(ART) Sleepy City Urban Photography

Sleepy City Urban Photography - Sleepy City is a photography site dedicated to the secrets within our cities. Underground tunnels, derelict industrial sites and urban ruins are where I like to play. Discarded by society these interesting and historic locations wait quietly for the occasional urban explorer. Grab a torch and have a wander.

(TOPICS=GAMES) Quest for the Rest - Flash by Jakub Dvorsky

Quest for the Rest - A great point and click game with music from The Polyphonic Spree. Similar to games like Samrost.

(GAME) BMX Star Game

BMX Star Game - The third in the BMX series. Explore the zones, collect the stars, show off your skills on the ramps. New levels added frequently!

Rats on cocaine

Rats on cocaine - Welcome to the world of the paranoid, lab rats Cage and Alice, see the effects of massive habitual cocaine abuse. Watch the experiment unfold !! Dont forget to checkout the other episodes. ( NSFW 18+ )

Thinking machine 4

Thinking machine 4 - Explore the invisible elusive nature of thought. Play chess against a transparent intelligence, it's evolving thought process on the board before you.

(GAME) The Hospital

The Hospital - Stay a while, stay forever. Explore an abandoned hospital.

(MOVIE/ART) Changing Picture

Changing Picture - Sit back and watch as the image creates. This is the second of these I have added to the site. I am not sure if anyone else likes them but I know I do...

(PHOTOS) John Evans

John Evans - A unique performer. Holder of multiple Guinness World Records. John has become famous worldwide for balancing strange and heavy things on his head. Here is a selection of photographs of him in action.

Eye of Science

Eye of Science - Life in a microcosmic world...

(MOVIE) Old People Racing

Old People Racing - Head to head they race with only one winner to claim the crown...

(HEALTH) 'Mermaid' baby facing surgery

'Mermaid' baby facing surgery - A Peruvian medical team is preparing for pioneering surgery to separate the fused legs of a 9-month-old girl born with a rare condition known as sirenomelia, or "mermaid syndrome."

Thank you to Joker Inc (NSFW 18+) for finding this one.

(MOVIE) Think Big

Think Big - When a piano begins rolling down a steep hill one man is there to chase after it to save it from reaking havok on the public...

(MOVIE) Cool skydiving video *

Cool skydiving video - I thought parachute jumping was enough, but this bloke has to make a spectacular landing aswell. He manages to land after gliding under a low bridge...

*This link contains a popup

(MOVIE) Women Drivers

Women Drivers - A knock in a car park turns into a road rage brawl after one of the drivers refuses to say sorry. An extract from the TV show Malcom in the Middle...

(MUSIC/MOVIES) Matisyahu

Matisyahu - The Hasidic Reggae Superstar. Some great beatbox music videos...

(GAMES) Plumber

Plumber - Rotate the pipes by clicking on them in order to connect the tap with the over flow pipe. Once you have connected the pipes click the tap to turn on the water and go to the next level before the time runs out.

Lack of posts over the weekend...

I have had a very busy weekend and I have not had the chance to do any posts at all. I have a new job starting tomorrow. I am going to try to get some posts onto the site tomorrow evening.

For now I recomend you go and visit these linkdumps
Attu
The Goose
Joker Inc (NSFW 18+).

Also pay a visit to my good friend over at The Turnip Cometh for his online journal.

If I do add any more posts to the site I will add them below this post until Monday 6.00 GMT...

(GAME) Flip Wit

Flip Wit - The main objective is simple: move all the cards from the five decks at the bottom of the screen into the three stacks above, without running out of time or moves. To score really big, however, you'll have to master a crafty strategy...

(GAME) Pressure Shot

Pressure Shot - With so much pressure you're bound to find a few hazards over the course. The trick is recovering from your mistakes... Can you salvage five poor approach shots and help Europe retain the Cup?

(GAME) Psycho Bondage Bunnies

Psycho Bondage Bunnies - Your precious robo-rabbit has once again been kidnapped by the depraved bondage bunnies. To save him from a fate worse than death, you must face an army of sadistic lagomorphs wielding a lethal array of S&M toys. Kick their fuzzy little cottontails using robotic kung-fu and any weapon you can get your paws on, or your pet gets it (and not gently, either).

(GAME) Alien Hominid

Alien Hominid - In the movies, visiting aliens are either benign and want to enlighten us to the ways of the universe, or they're hostile and want to eradicate us and mine the Earth of its last natural resource. But how about an alien who just wants to mix it up with the FBI a bit? Run, jump, duck, and plug the Feds before they plug you in this energetic and charmingly animated little bloodbath. Keep watching the streets!

(GAME) I Was There

I Was There - 6ixel returns in a brand new game. Cross the road to help 6ixel attend a classic gig and pick up CDs on the way for bonus points. Highly addictive!

(GAME) Nucleus

Nucleus - Move a glowing blue charge from one electron to another by hopping orbits. Click on the nucleus of the atom when two adjacent electrons are close to each other, and mind the red particles as they'll set you back a step.