Saturday, November 22, 2008

Muppet News Flash Video

A collection of news flashes from the Muppet News Room.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Monty Python Argument Training Clinic Sketch Video

Ever wanted to have an argument but not know where to go? Fortunately there are clinics out there for you (well in the Monty Python Flying Circus world there are). This is a classic sketch from the Monty Python vaults.

Redhead At The Doctors With Pain All Over Her Body Joke

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

MadTV iPhone Sketch With Steve Jobs From Apple

In this Mad TV sketch an actor playing Steve Jobs Introduces the iPhone to the undeserving masses. Is the iPhone great or is it witchcraft?

Blonde Selling A Car Joke

A blonde and a brunette were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 130,000 miles on it.

The brunette said to her, "I know a way that will help you sell it. I have a friend who can help you, but it's illegal."

The blonde said, "I'll do anything." So the brunette gave the blonde the phone number of a guy who could turn back the odometer on her car. A week later the blonde and the brunette crossed paths, and the brunette asked the blonde if she had sold her car yet.

The blonde said, "Why would I sell a car with only 40,000 miles on it?!"