(TOPICS=GAMES) Ninjaman

Ninja Man - Take charge as Ninjaman, as you wreak havoc upon the evil hoards. From tropical costal beaches, to dark and unpredictable forests, travel performing a vast range of attacks on your foes; the windmill, the sacrifice, and the awe-inspiring ballista just to name a few. With many different enemy types, attacks, and loads of action, you'll be captivated!

(TOPICS=MOVIES) F1 Crash Inside View

F1 Crash Inside View - This camera catches a pretty nasty F1 Crash from inside the car.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Ninjas VS Pirates

Ninjas VS Pirates - When the most archetypal enemies in the universe clash for the ultimate battle, lives and love are on the line. This could be the most epic and important film of this century. Directed by Micah Moore

(TOPICS=MOVIES) (TOPICS=MUSIC) (TOPICS=LSFW) Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington

Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington - A humorous song about a man's relationship with his penis. Here are the lyrics for the song;

Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore.
You used to watch me shave.
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh, dear penis...
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
...a paper towel, and a dirty magazine, ...
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed.
And I think that you're the one to blame.
Dear penis,
I don't like you anymore.
He says...
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore.
'cuz when you get to drinkin',
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.
Why can't we jsut get a grip on our
man-to-hand relationship?
...and come to terms with truly how we feel...
If we put our heads together,
we'd just stay home forever.
Dear penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh, and Rodney,
While your shaving,
shave my balls.

(TOPICS=WALKTHROUGH) The White Chamber Walkthrough

This is a walkthrough for the point and click game The White Chamber. In this game you find yourself trapped in a white room with a motorcycle. This walk through is aimed to guide you every step of the way towards completing the game. It does include spoilers. I advise that you try completing the game on your own first and only use this to help you when you are really stuck.

1) You start the game facing a dustbin and a window. Click the dustbin to get the ‘Purple Blocks’.


2) Return to the first screen so that you are facing the dustbin and window again. Click the shelf above the window to get the ‘Strange Shaped Remote Controller’.


3) Return to the first screen and turn right twice so that you are facing an advert. Click the advert and get the ‘Red Memory Chip’. The advert changes so I cannot tell you where on the advert the chip will be.


4) Step back so that you are facing the advert again. Click right so that you are facing a box on the wall and a table. Click the table and get the ‘Mount to Install Something’, ‘Long and Thin Steel Stick’ and ‘Solid Brass Hook’.


5) Return to the previous screen and click the green book. The green book is instructions for the remote control. As you flip through the pages a piece of paper falls out. Pick up the coded paper.


6) Return to the first screen and turn right. You will now be facing the garage door. Click above the garage door to get the ‘Motorcycle Key’.


7) Click back so that you are facing the garage door again. There is a small hole to the right of the garage door. Put the ‘Solid Brass Hook’ into the hole.


8) Turn right to face the motorbike. Click the motorbike engine to get the ‘Yellow Memory Chip’.


9) Use the ‘Motorbike key’ with the motorbike saddle to get the ‘Spanner Wrench with 10mm and 12mm’.


10) Click round the back of the rear tire to find the ‘Tiny Key’.


11) Click so that you are facing the grey door near the window. Click to face the ceiling. You will see a piece of paper stuck to the ceiling that is too high to reach. Use the ‘Long and Thin Steel Stick’ with the paper to get it down. You will now have a complete Morse Code Sheet.


12) Click right to face the table and box on the wall. Look up at the ceiling to find another box above the first one. Use the ‘Tiny Key’ with the box to make the light flash yellow.


13) Return to the lower box in the corner. Click above it to open a panel with a blue and red button. The blue button stands for a dot and the red stands for a dash on your code sheet.


14) you need to type ‘open’ into the box using the code sheet. The sequence for open is as follows;
O = RED RED RED
P = BLUE RED RED BLUE
E = BLUE
N = RED BLUE


15) As you click back from the box you will now see a blue door has appeared on the wall. Click to face the blue door and click the large button on the remote control. Click to open the door and you will find a ‘Blue Memory Chip’ inside the hidden cupboard.



16) Click to close the blue door and select information on the remote control. Click bottom corner of the remote control to turn the remote over and insert the blue, red and yellow memory chips into the correct places.


17) Face the blue door with the remote control and click the large button to make the light change colour. Each time the light changes colour you will find a new item behind the door each time. You should find the following items matching to the following colours;
BLUE = ‘Headlight of A Motorcycle’
RED = ‘Old Binoculars’
YELLOW = ‘A Mirror for Walls’


18) Turn to face the garage door again and place the mirror onto the brass hook.


19) Face the front of the motor cycle and use the mounting bracket and headlight with the motor cycle.


20) Use the motorcycle key with the motorbike to turn the headlight on.


21) Turn to face the window. The motorcycle headlamp will now be shining through the window. Use the binoculars to read the piece of paper at the back of the room.


22) You will see series of numbers on the paper. This is a random number. You should key this number into the bike using the numbers on the handlebars. Each button stands for a different number;
1 = GREEN
2 = RED
3 = YELLOW
4 = BLUE
5 = ORANGE
6 = PURPLE (located on the right handlebar)
Once you have keyed in the code the engine does not start but there is a clicking sound.



23) Click to face the back of the front tire. You will see that the bike lock has opened. Click ‘OK’ on the bike lock and it will move. Collect the ‘Purple Memory Chip’.


24) Click information on the remote control. Look at the back of the remote and move the Gray Memory Chip out of the way and replace it with the ‘Purple Memory Chip’.


25) Go to the blue door and press the large button on the remote control until the light is purple. Open the blue door to find a yellow panel with a blue button. You need to use the purple blocks with the yellow panel to spell out the word ‘HELP’. The left block is a dash and the right block is a dot. Each time you enter a letter press the blue button. The blocks should be entered from left to right. Make sure you do not remove blocks you have already entered as you are adding new blocks before pressing the button. The code you should enter is as follows;
H = DOT DOT DOT DOT
E = DOT
L = DOT DASH DOT DOT
P = DOT DASH DASH DOT


26) The blue button with now flash yellow if you entered the code correctly. Press the yellow button and the yellow panel will move back to revile the ‘Golden Motorcycle Key’.


27) Put the ‘Golden Motorcycle Key’ into the motorbike ignition slot and press the purple button by the right handlebar.


28) The motorcycle will start. You have now completed the game.


If you found this link helpful or you have any suggestions please post them in the comments section. Feel free to link to this Walk through but please do not directly copy the text.

(TOPICS=GAMES) The White Chamber

The White ChamberThis is another point and click puzle game from Toshimitsu Takagi of Fasco-CSC, the creator of Crimson Room, Veridian Room and The Blue Chamber. In this game you need to escape from a white room with a motorbike in it. If you need a walkthrough or guide I have provided one here.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Lotus Exige Vs Apache Heicopter

Lotus Exige Vs Apache Heicopter - Jeremy Clarkson drives the super quick exige as it is put in a handling bout against an apache attack helicopter. This is a fantastic sample from the BBC television program Top Gear shown in the UK.