Rolling Turtle Game

Rolling Turtle Game - Roll your turtle through the levels avoiding the hazards on the way. Use the direction keys to move your turtle left and right. You will also need to use the spacebar to make the turtle jump. You gain points by collecting yellow stars and completing the level with the smallest number of jumps. This is a big game with a total of 55 levels. This one kept me busy for a long time.

John Cleese Talks Sarah Palin, Fox News and The 2008 Election

This is an interview with former Monty Python star John Cleese. In this interview John talks about his thoughts regarding the up and coming 2008 US Elections. He has some wonderful words to say including Palin is "just a nice looking parrot", "Michael Palin is no longer the funniest Palin anymore" and "Monty Python could have written this". This is the longer version of this interview.

Terry Tate Meets Sarah Palin

It's pain time for Palin. This is a fantastic interview in which Terry Tate makes a guest appearance. Not only is this very funny but it also looks 100% real.

Hayden Panettiere "Nobody f**ks with John McCain"

Hayden Panettiere, from the hit show Heroes, shows her support for Obama with this joke promotion for John McCain. "There are 3 things I think all citizens should do, smoke cigarettes, vote for John McCain and not wear a seatbelt." I think it is pretty obvious which way she will be voting in these 2008 US Elections.

Giant Centipede Vs Mouse

Giant Centipede Eviscerates Mouse - A giant centipede eats a mouse. This is not one to watch while eating. You can see the insides of the mouse as the insect is eating it. Before I saw this my money would have been on the mouse winning.

N Game Free Online Platform Game

N Game - This game might have quite simple graphics but the gameplay more than makes up for it. There are lots of levels in this game to keep you busy for hours and hours. The aim of this game is to reach the door within the required time. Each level has at least one switch that needs to be opened in order to open the door. There are yellow boxes that you can collect to increase the time to complete the level. There are also a large number of enemy robots and bombs to make completing each level much harder.

LittleBigDance Music Video

Little Big Dance Music Video - This is a really great music video. There is a range of different music styles including pop, rap and rock. Watch these animated figures dancing to the music. It brought a smile to my face.



The songs in this video are;
System Of A Down - Chop Suey
Usher - Yeah
Daft Punk- Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Eminem - Cleanin out my Closet
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie
Raven Symone - Double Dutch Bus
Haddaway - What Is Love

Puzzle Bobble Game

Puzzle Bobble Game - This is a really great flash Puzzle Bobble game. You need to control the direction of the bubbles and connect 3 or more bubbles to remove them from the game. This is a really great puzzle game for those that like retro gaming and also for those that just like to game.

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Final Ninja Game

Final Ninja Game - This is a great platform game. You play the part of a ninja. You need to jump onto the platforms, jump off walls and use your rope to swing from one section to the other. This game is a lot of fun and has kept me busy for a long time.

LEGO Supersonic RC Game

LEGO Supersonic RC Game - Use the direction keys to race around this 3D race course. As you complete each level new track will open.

Fantastic Contraption Game

Fantastic Contraption Game - This is a great puzzle game. You need to create a car to get from one side of the screen to the other. There are a number of different parts you can use to build the vehicle. You need to connect the correct parts of the car together to complete each level. There is also a tutorial at the start of the game to explain the rules.

Vote for Palin (Michael Palin)

In these times of elections one man comes forward as the obvious choice for all. He has all the qualifications if only he were to have been born in America.

The Muppets sing Habanera

Here is Habanera as sung by The Muppets characters Beaker, The Sweedish Chef and Animal. I was laughing so hard the first time that I saw this.

"Bork Bork Bork Meep Meep Meep La la La LAH!!"



Here is the same song for those that prefer a more traditional version. This is Katherine Jenkins singing Georges Bizet's Habanera (from Carmen).

Monty Python's Flying Circus Spam Sketch

Care to try some Spam, Spam, Spam, Spaaaam? You can get anything you like from this cafe as long as you like the taste of Spam with everything.This is another great clip from Monty Python.

Another great Viking victory at the Green Midget Cafe in Bromley.

Worst Parallel Parking Attempt Ever

This yellow car has to be making the worst ever atampt at parallel parking I have ever seen. There is room to fit 2 cars into that space. This is a must see to the very end to get the true idea of how bad this parking really is. I feel sorry for the pedestrians walking even on the same street as this car.

John Cleese - How to Irritate People - Airplane Sketch

This an early John Cleese sketch. This has the same people as Monty Python's Flying Circus although I was told this is not actually a MPFC sketch. Whoever it is by it is still very funny. This is a guide to being pranking while on a plane.

Biggest Swing

This swing is really large. The swinger even manages to swing all the way round. I wonder if there is a place to buy huge swings. I think I need to build one in my back garden.

Pumpkin Carving Images And Video

Pumpkin Way - Halloween is just round the corner and this website has a great collection of pumpkin faces. Scroll over each pumpkin carving to display a picture of the design.

Here is an video of a very large pumpkin being created.

Rocket Car 2

Rocket Car Two - Use the arrow keys to guide your car across the platforms. You can pick up white and black circles (similar to the ying and yang symbol) to give the car energy to move up. You need to avoid the bombs, spikes and other hazards. Make your way to the door or destroy the boss to complete the level.

As a note I am not sure is is possible to complete the first level. I think this one is just a demo level and you need to click"I'm a know it all" to actually start playing.

Site Changes

I decided to give you all an update on the website. As some of you have already noticed I have been making some template changes recently. For the moment I am happy with the changes. I still need to go through old posts to add categories and make sure links are up to date. I have also started using the “Add This” tool on each post. This gives the chance to add posts to different websites. I have only been using this for one day and it already seems to be a success. Using this tool will help the website to grow. So far the changes seem to be helping the site. I have seen the number of visitors double over the last couple of weeks. As I continue to work on the website I hope this number will also continue to grow. This weekend I will be continuing to work on the website, adding new content and making changes to the website template. Thanks to everyone for the support with the website. If there is anything you would like to see on the site I can be contacted on highflyis (at) g mail (dot) com. For the email to work you will need to remove the spaces and add the correct symbols. You can also use this email address if you would like to do a link exchange or request a link on the site. Well enough of my ramblings time to get back to adding content…

Reginald D Hunter at 2008 comedy gala

I have just finished watching this comedian on a television program called "Have I Got News For You". This guy is very funny and a very good laugh. He is from Georgia, America but lives in London, England. This gig talks about the different things he has learned from traveling around the world.

There is also a short clip of David O'Doherty playing the doing some Stand Up comedy. David is talking about abbreviation in text messages.

Umble Bee Game

UmbleBee Game - Similar to the bubble bobble arcade game. Fire the colored Umble Bees to the correct colored shape. Each time you fire a bee at the correct colored honeycomb the shape will be removed. Remove them all before the honeycombs get to the bottom of the screen.

Ringshot Game

Ring Shot Game - Activate the rings on the grid with matching colored orbs!

Slipstream Game

Slipstream Game - You will love this addictive game - Slipstream - where you pilot a rocket at increasing speeds. Do you have what it takes to escape the Slipstream?

The Stupid Vote

John Oliver polls the stupid vote to see what issues are most important to them.

Twibik Game

Twibik Game - Twibik is the latest abstract puzzler from the man with the plan, Tonypa. The game takes the tried and true matching mechanic we've all grown to love/be-addicted-to and gives it a fresh spin. You must get rid of tiles by matching similar ones sharing a row or column, causing them to vanish. Your options tend to vanish as well; like all Tony Pa games there is a trove of challenge lying underneath the simple exterior.

Frat - Short French Film

Frat - a short created at ESMA in Montpellier, France.

In a world where stone slowly overruns people and transforms them into statues, Sai, a twelve years old little boy, has the power to cure this disease with his blood. Since he is a child, his older brother, Vlad, martyrs him and preys on his gift by hitting him. One day Vlad lends Sai to his thug friends, who profit to cure their wounds and hit him, letting Sai sink into unconsciousness. In his dream, Sai discovers that he also has inside him, deeply buried, stone.

Peeing On An Electric Fence

Talk about barbecuing some weenies! This guy is challenged to take a pee on that electric fence, with shocking results! I am not sure what type of person would want to piss on an electric fence but it does make for funny results. There is also a repeat in slow motion at the end of the clip.

Funny Bill Gates pics from 1983

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The Onion Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters

The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters - The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans. This is not good news for the McCain and Palin camp.

EggRun 2 Game

Egg Run II Game - Click on the egg, drag back and release to launch the egg towards the twig. Get to the base of the ladder in as few jumps as possible.

Panda Golf 2 Game

Panda Golf II Game - Like Golf but harder. Hit the ball over the platforms to get it to land on the platform with the flag.

Add 'Em Up Game

Add 'Em Up Game - The goal of Add 'em Up is to eliminate all number tiles from the board.

On each turn you will place the next tile from The Queue. When placed, all the surrounding tiles will be eliminated if they add up to the value of the placed tile. If the value is more than 9, only the last digit is considered.

Grav Ball Game

Grav Ball Game - The aim of this game is to get the ball between the two white goal posts. Use the arrow keys to control the ball. Avoid the red dots or your ball will blow up.

Counselling

Here is a great joke from TheGoose.

Jacqueline and her husband Marc went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as her husband Marc watched with a raised eyebrow.

Jacqueline shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to Marc and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
Marc thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

Remember for more greate jokes like this take a visit over to TheGoose.

Smosh - Cat Soup Video

Smosh - Cat Soup - Anthony tries to help Ian recover from his cold.

Music: Discovery of a Lifelong Error - Giants Orbiting

R2D2 Projector

R2D2 Projector - Star Wars and gadget geeks, you may want to sit down before reading this post. This 1/2 scale remote controlled R2D2 has a projector stashed in his dome, capable of an 80-inch picture. And said controller is shaped like the Millennium Falcon.

The Bricklayer’s Insurance Claim Joke

Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block #3 of the accident reporting form. I put “Poor Planning” as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over which when weighed later were found to weigh 240 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 240 lbs of bricks. You will note on the accident reporting form that my weight is 135 lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed in Section 3 of the accident reporting form. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley which I mentioned in Paragraph 2 of this correspondence. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground, and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, the barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move and watching the empty barrel six stories above me, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope…

Dog Fight 2 Game

Dog Fight 2 - Shoot down enemy aircraft and destroy ground foces to progress. Avoid enemy fire and flying into the ground.

Omid Djalili Stand up on BBC Prime

A short clip of Omid Djalili's stand up show on BBC Prime where he describes a debate that once took place between the Jews and Christians. Along with being a comedian this guy acted in a few movies such as Gladiator, The Mummy and some James Bond flicks.

Extreme Stunt Flying Video Compilation

This is a compilation of some crazy pilots, doing their thing. Contains some pretty incredible stunts. Don't try at home!

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Little Britain - She Pushed Me

Little Britain - She Pushed Me - It's Lou's turn to have his date ruined, as Andy has no intention of losing his unwitting slave.

The Rocking Son of Dschinghis Khan

The Rocking Son of Dschinghis Khan - Dschinghis Khan pulls out all the stops - gold lame pants, smoke machines, Cossack costumes and dancing, weird utterances like "Look at me, Daddy," Abba-esque background vocals and of course, that crazy Rasputin looking guy who comes out at the end for a quick round of berserko dancing which manages to get the attentive Euro-Disco audience to actually clap their hands.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Eye-Fi

Eye-Fi - Tired of getting caught downloading porn? Get Eye-Fi!!

(TOPICS=MOVIES) You Drive

You Drive - A surreal short film produced for the band Citizens Here and Abroad.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Every :30

Every :30 - According to the National Association of Transportation in Driving Statistics every thirty seconds a man is hit by a drunk driver. This is that man...

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Oedipus

Oedipus - The story of Oedipus, in 8 minutes, performed by vegetables, in the tradition of Ben-Hur.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Scottish Drug Rehab Centre

Scottish Drug Rehab Centre - Hilarious clip about a drug rehab centre from the BBC show Little Britain.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Can't Park Here Prank

Can't Park Here Prank - This officer gives people a parking ticket before they can even get to the parking meter.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) The Umbilical Brothers

The Umbilical Brothers - Two great comedians with a unique show.

(TOPICS=MOVIES) Old Lady Pwnz Moody Car Guy

Old Lady Pwnz Moody Car Guy - Fantastic scene captured during a skating video. An old lady asleep in the road gets her own back on an impatient Mercedes driver.