Thursday, December 29, 2005
(TOPICS=GAMES) Small Forest Story
(TOPICS=GAMES) Stack Trace
(TOPICS=GAMES) Snowball Fight
(TOPICS=GAMES) Teddy Goes Swimming
Saturday, December 03, 2005
(TOPICS=GAMES) Billy and Mandy : The Fright Before Christmas
(TOPICS=MOVIES) (TOPICS=MUSIC) Soul Train circa 1974
(TOPICS=MOVIES) Syncronized Christmas Lights Display
(TOPICS=MOVIES) Will Ferrell: Earth to America
Friday, August 05, 2005
theGoose.org.uk
theGoose.org.uk - A fantastic link dump. Full of interesting links, fantastic pictures and funny jokes...
Thursday, August 04, 2005
(TOPICS=MOVIES) A Few Good G-Men
Saturday, May 07, 2005
(TOPICS=GAMES) Astro-Susi Saves The World
Astro-Susi Saves The World - This is a nice little cartoon animated point and click puzzel game.
It's all quite simple... You are Astro-Susi and your mission is to save the world from little green aliens (what else?)
If you move the mouse over different items, it changes and shows, what can be done there. By clicking on this item you can execute the action. That way, you can collect several items. But little Susi is only able to carry 10 items at a time.
It's all quite simple... You are Astro-Susi and your mission is to save the world from little green aliens (what else?)
If you move the mouse over different items, it changes and shows, what can be done there. By clicking on this item you can execute the action. That way, you can collect several items. But little Susi is only able to carry 10 items at a time.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
(TOPICS=MOVIES) A Men’s Room Monologue
Saturday, April 30, 2005
(TOPICS=GAMES) (TOPICS=LSFW) LoveChess The Erotic Chess Game
Thursday, April 28, 2005
(TOPICS=GAMES) Guess-The-Google Launcher
Friday, April 22, 2005
(TOPICS=MOVIES) Night Watch - Nochnoi Dozor
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
(TOPICS=MOVIES) (TOPICS=MUSIC) Strong Arms
(TOPICS=GAMES) Cube
(TOPICS=GAMES) Black Knight
Hear Ye, Hear Ye... The Queen needs a new swimming pool. The King calls upon you, The Black Knight, to go hither and bash as much taxes as possible from thy freeloading peasants.
(NEW LINK PARTNER) EJB dot com
EJB dot com - A great daily does of videos, links and humor. Deff worth taking a look...
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
(TOPICS=GAMES) Super Fruit Combo
Monday, April 18, 2005
(TOPICS=MOVIES) Xtra Spicy
(TOPICS=GAMES) Solomons Key
For those don't know this game: it is an old tecmo coin-op released in 1986.
Use arrow keys to move and CTRL to create/remove blocks, you have to pick up the key to open the door for the next level.. and if you are blocked, use your head.
(NEW LINK PARTNER) Bad Girls Blog *!!!NSFW 18+!!!*
Bad Girls Blog - No Porn, Only Softcore & Quality...
Sunday, April 17, 2005
(TOPICS=GAMES) Toboggan Jump
Saturday, April 16, 2005
(TOPICS=MOVIES) Batman : New Times
(TOPICS=MOVIES) Spider-Man: The Peril of Doc Ock
Friday, April 15, 2005
(TOPICS=GAMES) Draw a Pig
(TOPICS=SCIENCE) (TOPICS=TECH) Secret Worlds: The Universe Within
Molecular Expressions: Science, Optics and You - Secret Worlds: The Universe Within - Interactive Java Tutorial - View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons
Thursday, April 14, 2005
(MOVIE) RJD2 - 1976
RJD2 - 1976 - Ohio design crew Leftchannel and Ohio DJ RJD2 combine forces for this bit of photoreal eye candy."
(GAME) Getagrip
Get a Grip - From Scotish biker comes a game where the aim if to do a wheely on the front wheel of your motobike for as long as you can using the arrow keys...
(GAME) (FLASH) (NSFW/LSFW) Virtual Bartender 2 *!!!LSFW!!!*
Virtual Bartender 2 - Double your pleasure with Virtual Bartender 2 – twice the girls, twice the fun.
(GAME) Puki - The Swarm
Puki - The Swarm - On a routine mission to Deep Space Station G-7, you pick up a cute, harmless Puki as a pet. Sound familiar? Nah...
Following exposure to dangerous Gamma radiation, the Puki begin to reproduce rampantly (little wonder about the smile). It also grew a set of sharp teeth and a taste for blood!
As the sole survivor, you must race through the corridors of your ship, and put the little beasts back in their place for good. Or something.
Following exposure to dangerous Gamma radiation, the Puki begin to reproduce rampantly (little wonder about the smile). It also grew a set of sharp teeth and a taste for blood!
As the sole survivor, you must race through the corridors of your ship, and put the little beasts back in their place for good. Or something.
(GAME) Ballz
Ballz - An adictive little game where you need to group the different types and colors of balls by clicking on them with the mouse...
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
(MOVIE) (MUSIC) Like a Virgin
Like a Virgin - This is a video of an American Idol (Pop Idol) show. The singing is terrible but I am not looking forward to a William Hung thing happening again. Although I do agree that the singing is very bad I am more amazed by the interesting interview he gave before the "music" performance...
(GAME) Pepsi Max Jet Ski
Pepsi Max Jet Ski - Steer the wakeboarder with your left and right keys. Follow the jet when it flies under a bridge. Use a ramp to jump the bridge when the jet flies over it. Press the space bat in mid-air for a radical trick!
Collect as many Pepsi buoys as possible for bonus points - and make sure you avoid the mines!
Collect as many Pepsi buoys as possible for bonus points - and make sure you avoid the mines!
(MOVIE) (FLASH) Target Practice
Target Practice - For those who don't realize what this is about, this entry was submitted by Jeff Weise, who recently carried out a horrible school shooting before ending his own life.
(ENVIRONMENT) (NEWS) Future Forests for a CarbonNeutral world
Future Forests for a CarbonNeutral world - Here you can 'neutralise' the contribution you or your business makes to global warming. Carbon dioxide emissions are one of the main causes. And we all produce CO2 from almost everything we do - from running a business to boiling a kettle.
This site has lots of interesting information about the environment. It is also possible, for a small price, to have a tree planted to do your own part for the environment. These trees are great for gifts or for your own peace of mind.
This site has lots of interesting information about the environment. It is also possible, for a small price, to have a tree planted to do your own part for the environment. These trees are great for gifts or for your own peace of mind.
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
(MOVIE) Extreme Snow Mobiles
Extreme Snow Mobiles - A fantastic video of snowmobiles doing some very impressive jumps and stunts...
(TECH) Stacking Pennies
Stacking Pennies - This page is a collection of pictures from a talk I gave while a Civil Engineer at Texas Tech University in 1980. Our senior year we practiced giving technical presentations. This was mine.
(GAME) Veritech Ace 2
Veritech Ace 2 - The wait is over! Play the nearly completed beta version. 20 levels, large battleships, improved ai + more! Are you really an ace?
(GAME) Gravity
Gravity - Fire an atom amongst gravity sources. To advance a level, the atom must survive the given time without collisions.
(NEWS) The World, Dubai [Island/Islands] - TEN Guide [UAE]
The World, Dubai [Island/Islands] - TEN Guide [UAE] - "The same company that brought us The Palm Islands, Al Nakheel Properties (Nakheel Corp), have done it again expanding their portfolio of man-made islands with this latest Dubai island project shaped like the continents of the world. The World will consist of between 250 to 300 smaller private artifical islands divided into four categories - private homes, estate homes, dream resorts, and community islands."
(GAME) Mini Golf
Mini Golf Use the mouse to direct the ball in this simple game of mini golf. So far the best I could manage was 39 shots. Can you do any better?
(MUSIC) Mashup Mix
Mashup Mix Ministry of Sound - Now you can experience your own little bit of mashup mayhem using this exclusive Mash Up Mixer! Simply play with the faders to make your own mix!
Monday, April 11, 2005
(GAME) Fulfillment
Fulfillment - Fit all the shapes into the area before the time is up. Once the time is up the game finishes.
(NEW LINK PARTNER) Blonde Blog
Blonde Blog - The first real Blonde Blog!!! An absolutally fantastic link dump with movies, pictures, flash and some NSFW 18+ content. The page layout and pictures are safe for work. Go check it out and have a great time clicking the links :)
(GAME) Ball
Ball - Use the arrow keys to keep the white ball (you) away from the red balls. Collect the greens to earn points and the yellow to get a random powerup. In multiplayer mode, player 2 controls with WASD keys.
Sunday, April 10, 2005
(GAME) Laser Envy
Laser Envy - Flying through the Chrysil galaxy, Greebo, a young astronaut, is awoken from his cryo-sleep by a loud bang. His ship was hit by an asteroid and all the crystal fule has leaked out! Greebo decides that he must crash land on the closest planet. Lucky for Greebo, this planet is rich in Crystals. Unlucky for Greebo, the planet is also rich in angree aliens who would destroy Greebo. Help Greebo collect enough crystals to power his ship and get off the horrid planet and back onto his home world.
(FLASH) How not to drive correctly
(GAME) Flashxed
Flashxed - A puzzle game in which your goal is to move similar blocks together, which causes them to disappear. Once all the blocks are gone, you've solved the level and you're presented with a new level to solve.
You move the blocks by pressing the mouse on them and dragging to either the right or the left. If an empty space is encountered, "gravity" takes over and the blocks fall towards the bottom.
You move the blocks by pressing the mouse on them and dragging to either the right or the left. If an empty space is encountered, "gravity" takes over and the blocks fall towards the bottom.
(MOVIE) (MUSIC) We're going sailing
(GAME) Artillery
Artillery - destroy the enemy by hitting it with your shells. This is a one or two player cannon game. Select the angle and power of your missile and try to take out your opponent. A single hit wins the round. Use the left and right keys to raise and lower the turret. Use the up and down keys to increase or decrease the power. Use the space bar to fire. Keep an eye on the wind meter in the top center of the screen...
(SEX) Linux Sex Positions - The Open Source Kama Sutra (LSFW)
Linux Sex Positions - The Open Source Kama Sutra - When Tux the penguin was introduced as the Linux mascot, Linus Torvald said he didn't want the OS to be associated with "a randy penguin." We think it's time to loosen up and let the little guy have some fun.
Also see...
Lesbian Linux Sex Positions
Gay Linux Sex Positions
Also see...
Lesbian Linux Sex Positions
Gay Linux Sex Positions
(TECH) (MUSIC) Get Perpendicular
Get Perpendicular Silly little flash animation from Hitachi. This is a viral advert for their mass data storage MP3 players with a simple explanation of how the technology works...
(FLASH) What is the Time?
What is the Time - This is a Japanese site with lots of different ways of displaying your computer's time using flash...
Saturday, April 09, 2005
(MOVIE) Alarm System
Alarm System - Alarm buttons are always so difficult to push and robbers already know about them, but this guy found a trick.
Friday, April 08, 2005
(MOVIE) Lonely Dancer
Lonely Dancer - This guy must be on drugs or something, because he's dancing like a complete idiot in a crowd...
Thursday, April 07, 2005
(GAME) Rat Olympics - Javelin *!!!*
Rat Olympics - Javelin - Sporty rats have organized their own Olympics to let the world know that they can't be forgotten!
*!!!* Contains Popup advert
*!!!* Contains Popup advert
(MOVIE) (NEWS) Panda Bear Attacks Tourist
Panda Bear Attacks Tourist - A zoo visitor tries to get close to a panda bear to snap a picture and the panda attacks him through the cage.
(GAME) Clinic
Clinic - Everything from the point of view of a little fly!
Just direction keys to move and explore a world full of mainly household ambients, looking for bonus-points (food?).
Really original and well developed, make sure to exlude antialiasing (Enter key) to appreciate pixelart graphics.
(GAME) Oreo 3D Billiards
Oreo 3D Billiards - Nice graphic and gameplay. Move mouse to choose angle and view and then press S and move up and down to hit the ball.
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
(GAME) Shift
Shift - A lovely Flash point-and-click adventure from development company White Kiwi, this one will keep you busy for just a short while.
(PICTURE) Brickshelf Gallery
Brickshelf Gallery - Disney land made completely from LEGO. It must have taken ages to build this model of Disneyland...
(MUSIC) Mark Vidler Go Home Productions
Mark Vidler Go Home Productions - Who would mix Ashanti with Janes Addiction?
Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre vs Crowded House? These fellows would, and did.
Easily accessed MP3 downloads of the most unlikely blends of artists imaginable.
Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre vs Crowded House? These fellows would, and did.
Easily accessed MP3 downloads of the most unlikely blends of artists imaginable.
(MOVIE) Fastest Building of a House
Fastest Building of a House - After revving up their power tools and lining up volunteers, Habitat for Humanity of Shelby County, Ala., succeeded in constructing the fastest-built Habitat for Humanity home in the world on Dec.17 in just 3 hours, 26 minutes and 34 seconds. The previous Habitat for Humanity home-building record of 3 hours, 44 minutes and 59 seconds, was set March 13, 1999, in New Zealand.
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
(FLASH) Zoom Quilt
Zoom Quilt - Super Cool Pic Illusion. Click and drag up or down with your mouse to zoom in and out of this artistic world...
Monday, April 04, 2005
(GAME) Capture the Flag
Capture the Flag - Use the arrows to move the hero. Dodge the enemies and their arrows. Grab the flag and head back to your base. Each level the enimies and their arrows move faster.
(GAME) Freaky Football
Freaky Football - Pick up all the beans for energy and then run into the end zone to pass the level. Avoid the bombs and defensive players.
Sunday, April 03, 2005
(MOVIE) The OmniTread at SwRI
The OmniTread at SwRI - An amazing robot built at University of Michigan. It is called OmniTread and is designed to traverse extremely difficult terrain, such as the rubble of a collapsed building.
In this video you can see how easily this robot can traverse a railway, go up and down on a staircase or walk inside tubes.
In this video you can see how easily this robot can traverse a railway, go up and down on a staircase or walk inside tubes.
(GAME) Uncle Sam
Uncle Sam - Help uncle sam to save his cows from these aliens sent by space corporations to destroy small business activities. Move the mouse over the UFOs and click when they are locked on.
Sunday, March 13, 2005
(GAME) Snow Blitz
(GAME) Tubin' On Lake Tyler
(GAME) The CCL Game
(TECH) iPod vs. The Cassette
iPod vs. The Cassette: No Name No Slogan labs tests this years must-have device against one of the all time great audio formats...
(GAME) Lost Your Marbles?
Lost Your Marbles? - Click an area on the screen, and as the board moves around, dont touch any of the obstacles on screen. Collect as many marbles as you can before you hit another object.
Saturday, March 12, 2005
(GAME) Bedrock Bobsleddin Blowout
Bedrock Bobsleddin Blowout - Find out who's the best bobsledder in bedrock! Are you up to the challenge?
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
(FUNNY) Let's Learn English With George Bush and Condoleeza Rice
Let's Learn English With George Bush and Condoleeza Rice - A new take on the old abbott and costello sketch involving George Bush and Condoleeza Rice.
"Who is the new leader of China?"
"Hu is leading China, Mr. President"
"Who is the new leader of China?"
"Hu is leading China, Mr. President"
(PICTURE) Alexi Hearse Car Mod
Alexi Hearse Car Mod - The gallery and the story of the coolest deadly car ever built, with a real flamethrower on it!
(PICTURES) (ART) M.C. Escher Gallery
M.C. Escher Gallery - Fantastic gallery containing a very large amount of this artists work. All the pictures can be enlarged and are grouped into chronological periods.
(MOVIE) Freudian Slip
Freudian Slip - Sometimes it is hard to know the right words to say but it is always easy to know the words you should not say...
The following short film contains audio/visual content that may offend some viewers. Of course, if you find bad acting, poor production, inferior set design & lighting etc to be distasteful, then EVERY short film at this site will offend you!
Thank you very much to heimer66 for sending me this great and funny link
The following short film contains audio/visual content that may offend some viewers. Of course, if you find bad acting, poor production, inferior set design & lighting etc to be distasteful, then EVERY short film at this site will offend you!
Thank you very much to heimer66 for sending me this great and funny link
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
(MUSIC) RockRage Music Band Fonts
RockRage Music Band Fonts - A BUNCH of great band-logos fonts! Never seen a musical archive like that...
(GAME) Find Jesus!
There is also another link to the Find Jesus game here. This version has an extra room available. When I played the game at the second location I found bugs. The game seemed to freeze every so often. This may have just been a problem with my machine. I suggest using the first link if available.
(GAME) Runner game
Runner game - Try to escape from evil vans that chasing you, say no to gangbang! Refuel and repair the car using bonus you can find on the street.
Monday, March 07, 2005
(GAME) World Mouseclicking Competition!
World Mouseclicking Competition! - Have you got what it takes to be a Big Fast Finger round town?
Or are you a bit of a limp clicker?
Thursday, March 03, 2005
(PICTURE) Let's fuck while praying!
Let's fuck while praying! - A personal advert by one hell of a sexy Christian. If I were gay and Mrs Highfly did not mind I think I would be sending my pic off to this guy. I am sure the 20 year old women will be running to his door...
NOTE:Things NOT to say during sex
102. Let's pray
NOTE:Things NOT to say during sex
102. Let's pray
(SHOP) Tetris
Tetris 3DNow you can play the world's most addictive video game head-to-head in a completely new dimension. With the Tetris 3D Tower players actually get to drop blocks into play amidst a thrilling maelstrom of light and sound. As toe-curlingly compelling as its computerized counterpart.
Tetris Two-Player Plug n PlayThe ultimate productivity killer is back and this time it's on your TV!
Tetris Two-Player Plug n PlayThe ultimate productivity killer is back and this time it's on your TV!
(GAME) Pinball Smash Up
Pinball Smash Up - A very clever game that mixes pinball and breakout. There are also some very nice power ups in the game...
(PICTURE) World Processor
World Processor - An attempt to do justice to the term 'political' and 'geo-political' globe.
Trying to tell the lie (of abstraction and visualization) that tells the truth.
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
(JOKE) 101 Things NOT to say during sex
101 things not to say during sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1 This is your first time..right?
Person 2 Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel.
54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. Q You can cook, too right?
A (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1 This is your first time..right?
Person 2 Yeah.. today
12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch!
25. Got any penicillin?
26. But I just brushed my teeth...
27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
29. I want a baby!
30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
34. I think you have it on backwards.
35. When is this supposed to feel good?
36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
37. You're good enough to do this for a living!
38. Is that blood on the headboard?
39. Did I remember to take my pill?
40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
41. I wish we got the Playboy channel...
42. That leak better be from the waterbed!
43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance..
47. No, really... I do this part better myself!
48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
49. This would be more fun with a few more people..
50. You're almost as good as my ex!
51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
53. You look younger than you feel.
54. Perhaps you're just out of practice.
55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion!
56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
57. Now I know why he/she dumped you...
58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated.
60. What tampon?
61. Have you ever considered liposuction?
62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!
63. What are you planning to make for breakfast?
64. I have a confession...
65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
66. Are those real or am I just behind the times?
67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
68. Is that a hanging sculpture?
69. You'll still vote for me, won't you?
70. Did I mention my transsexual operation?
71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
72. Did you come yet, dear?
73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
75. Does this count as a date?
76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!
77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.
78. I think biting is romantic- don't you?
79. Q You can cook, too right?
A (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?)
80. When would you like to meet my parents?
81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like...
Woman: Yourself?
82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light?
87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman.
88. Sorry but I don't do toes!
89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it!
90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".
93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
95. Is this a sin too?
96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain!
97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?
98. Long kisses clog my sinuses...
99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
(MOVIE) Moonwalking
Moonwalking - A Michael Jackson performs a new type of moonwalk in this video...
(PICTURES) Student Council President
Student Council President - Photoshop a campaign poster for someone running for Student Council President at the toughest junior high school in the world...
(MOVIE) Office Friends
Office Friends - Office Space the movie redone, this time, starring Superman and the rest of the Hall of Justice.
(TECH) Tell on Apple
Tell on Apple: Home Page: "We love Apple's innovative products! Our case is a matter of business ethics and simply doing the right thing!"
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
(NEW LINK PARTNER) Creamlog (NSFW 18+)
Creamlog (NSFW 18+) - Creamlog by creamy. Your daily surf point. A site mainly focusing on naked women from around the net...
(NEW LINK PARTNER) BeTuMaN
BeTuMaN - A really great blog with funny, interesting and bizzar pictures, current news and events and great links from the internet...
(NEW LINK PARTNER) College Humor
College Humor - New Funny Pictures, Funny Movies, and Funny Hotlinks Daily!
All Dumb - the dumbest, coolest and craziest things on the Internet
The Big Shocker - The Original Foam Shocker Hand
Busted Tees - Jokes you can wear! Hilarious T-Shirts!
Also have a look over at the ever great Fu-Qtoo T Shirts for some of the best tees around. Fu-Qtoo - What your mommy doesn't want you to wear...
All Dumb - the dumbest, coolest and craziest things on the Internet
The Big Shocker - The Original Foam Shocker Hand
Busted Tees - Jokes you can wear! Hilarious T-Shirts!
Also have a look over at the ever great Fu-Qtoo T Shirts for some of the best tees around. Fu-Qtoo - What your mommy doesn't want you to wear...
Monday, February 28, 2005
(NEW LINK PARTNER) Web Nymph
Web Nymph - RSS, RDF, XML, Atom Feeds. Showing the most recent links from lots of great link and news sites from around the web...
(NEW LINK PARTNER) Factum
Factum - Face the Fact. Funny and news related pictures from around the web
(NEW LINK PARTNER) Dave's Daily
Dave's Daily - Funny News, Funny Stories, Strange and Bizarre News Stories and Funny Pictures
(NEW LINK PARTNER) ProperBo
ProperBo - Fassing Across the World. Ramblings, links, travel, Cambodia, News and politics from this English blog.
(SITE NEWS) This weekend
I did not do a lot of posts over this weekend because I was generating new referrers for the site. There are now about 5-10 new referrers. I will create a seperate post of each of the new people so that you know the new links to the site...
Saturday, February 26, 2005
(GAME) Roam Protect
Roam Protect - Protect the Fule Transports. At least one vechile from the convoy must survive. Bonus points will be awarded for each vehicle that survives.
Friday, February 25, 2005
(NEW LINK PARTNER) uGoto.com
uGoto.com - I now have a new link partner over at uGoto.com. This site has Flash Games, Cartoons, Jokes, Humor, Links, News and Weblogs
(GAME) Risky Whisky
Risky Whisky - Drive the truck over the terain in the fastest time you can in this 3D driving game. Time is added each time you smash one of the wiskey bottles in the back of your truck...
(CASE MOD) SeXBox Vibration Controller (LSFW)
SeXBox Vibration Controller (LSFW) - Ever wondered if it is possible to connect a vibrator to an XBox controller? Wonder no more...
(PHOTOS) I Park Like an Idiot
Recent hit activity (Go visit DNA Cowboy)
On Wednesday the site got a lot of new hits coming from Coolios. The ROC link added by Bling. The link was seen and linked buy DNA Cowboy over at The Rise and Fall of Gunstar 141 (NSFW 18+) and Cardinal Sin (NSFW 18+) I would jsut like to give a big thank you to him and encourage you to visit his sites to try to get a few hits going to both of his great sites...
Gmail
I would like to give a big thank you to Heimer for sending me a Gmail invite. I will be removing the Yahoo accounts from the site but still looking at them from time to time. If you would like to swap links to your own site, suggest links for posts, have any suggestions or comments you can mail me here.
Once again a big thank you to Heimer.
Once again a big thank you to Heimer.
Thursday, February 24, 2005
A parent's primer to computer slang
A parent's primer to computer slang - A microsoft guide for parents on to internet slang...
(PICTURE) Everyone Poops
Everyone Poops - "I recently stumbled upon this children's book, 'Everyone Poops' which was originally created by those zany Japanese."
(GAME) H-O-R-S-E
(GAME) Colin's Crazy Carrera
Colin's Crazy Carrera - Not a game as such and more a 3D demo of a game to be. Drive a Porsche around a 3D lava landscape...
(PICTURE) Wedding Cake
Wedding Cake - Slim fasts way of saying maybe you need to lose a bit of weight before the wedding. Personally I think it would be far better if it was not just the female that was shown as needing to lose weight...
(GAME) 11 Somerset
11 Somerset - Welcome to the Society of Enigmas. We investigate the paranormal phenomena that sourround us... If you want to join our group you have got to show us that you're smart and fearless. We'll give you a new chalange each week. Pass all 13 and you'll be one of us! It's up to you now...
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
(MOVIE) Verdier
Verdier - A very sweet movie about the prototype for a new VW, the Westfalia. This uses smoth computer graphics to advertise the car and it's proposed features. There is also a very mice sound track by Freeworm playing in the background.
(MUSIC) Scottish Record Labels
A few Scottish record labels and band sites...
Caber Music
Green Trax
Wolf Stone
Shoogle
All these links were found over at Jacobite Republic
Caber Music
Green Trax
Wolf Stone
Shoogle
All these links were found over at Jacobite Republic
(MUSIC) The Red Hot Jazz Archive
The Red Hot Jazz Archive - A brilliant archive of bios and recordings (RealAudio format) from the early days of jazz.
(GAME) Starsky & Hutch Pinball
Starsky & Hutch Pinball I am not sure if I have already linked to this one before. It is a nice pinball game to promote the release of the Starsky and Hutch movie. I found it over at my new link partner Look At This
(MUSIC / ART) Smiths and Morrissey Cover Stars
Smiths and Morrissey Cover Stars - This is probably of little intrest to anyone who is not a fan of Morrissey or the Smiths. I am a fan so here is an illustrated list of the cover artists that have graced Smiths and Morrissey albums and singles. Entries are in chronological order. The page includes both Smiths and Morrissey sleeve covers. Scroll down after the Smiths releases for the Morrissey ones.
(MOVIE / MUSIC) Soulwax E Talkin
Soulwax E Talkin - A great music video by the band Soulwax. This video goes through the entire alphabet of drugs. With this list of narcotics this fly can get even higher :D:D:D
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
(GAME) Motherload
Motherload - The game that takes you under the surface of arcade-style gaming and into the roots of fun. Tipping the hat to old favorites such as Dig Dug and Boulder Dash, Motherload incorporates a modern interface, fast-paced gameplay, and an in-depth storyline. Innovative use of flash allows for a dynamic and exciting gameplay in the substrata of Mars, where you'll search for the Motherload; A fabled cache of rare and valuable minerals.
(MOVIE) Potent Objects
Potent Objects - a series of interactive objects that questions simplistic tropes of interaction while referencing the deeper emotional states implied by the physical grammar of interactivity. The objects explore our social anxiety about machines that can feel or emote, and our complex feelings about interacting with these machines. Are our machines becoming more like us as they learn to sense more about our actions, or are we becoming more like them as we tailor our actions to their limited sensing abilities?
(GAME) Greedy Pinatas
Greedy Piñatas - Piñatas have stolen your Juicy Fruit from your own birthday party! It's time to take back what's your's, so start swatting away!
(GAME) Sonica
Sonica - 2D platform game baised on Sonic the hedgehog. Collect the coins and get to the portal to get to the next level.
(JOKE) Babbi Vs Tax Inspector
At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
“Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: “What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzos."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick like you."
“Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: “What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzos."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick like you."
(MOVIE) Magic Missile
Magic Missile - A cops style interview where a guy is explaining how his friend was shot with an arrow during a D&D (dungeons and Dragons) game.
"I'm wearing boots of escaping..."
"I'm wearing boots of escaping..."
Monday, February 21, 2005
(ART) Surreal Sports 3
Surreal Sports 3 -
Sports with an air of unreality. Photoshoped images of sports that never were.
(MOVIE) Hacky Sack Madness
Hacky Sack Madness - Check out some Matrix action with a hacky sack in this stick movie.
(GAME) The Box
The Box - "A little fun addicting game. Use your arrow keys to get away from the moving red box. The goal is to capture the pieces on board and move your box away. The red box gets bigger as time goes on. Really hard!"
(ART) Sleepy City Urban Photography
Sleepy City Urban Photography - Sleepy City is a photography site dedicated to the secrets within our cities. Underground tunnels, derelict industrial sites and urban ruins are where I like to play. Discarded by society these interesting and historic locations wait quietly for the occasional urban explorer. Grab a torch and have a wander.
(TOPICS=GAMES) Quest for the Rest - Flash by Jakub Dvorsky
Quest for the Rest - A great point and click game with music from The Polyphonic Spree. Similar to games like Samrost.
(GAME) BMX Star Game
BMX Star Game - The third in the BMX series. Explore the zones, collect the stars, show off your skills on the ramps. New levels added frequently!
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Rats on cocaine
Thinking machine 4
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
(MOVIE/ART) Changing Picture
(PHOTOS) John Evans
(MOVIE) Old People Racing
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
(HEALTH) 'Mermaid' baby facing surgery
Thank you to Joker Inc (NSFW 18+) for finding this one.
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
(MOVIE) Think Big
(MOVIE) Cool skydiving video *
*This link contains a popup
(MOVIE) Women Drivers
Monday, February 07, 2005
(MUSIC/MOVIES) Matisyahu
(GAMES) Plumber
Lack of posts over the weekend...
I have had a very busy weekend and I have not had the chance to do any posts at all. I have a new job starting tomorrow. I am going to try to get some posts onto the site tomorrow evening.
For now I recomend you go and visit these linkdumps
Attu
The Goose
Joker Inc (NSFW 18+).
Also pay a visit to my good friend over at The Turnip Cometh for his online journal.
If I do add any more posts to the site I will add them below this post until Monday 6.00 GMT...
For now I recomend you go and visit these linkdumps
Attu
The Goose
Joker Inc (NSFW 18+).
Also pay a visit to my good friend over at The Turnip Cometh for his online journal.
If I do add any more posts to the site I will add them below this post until Monday 6.00 GMT...
Friday, February 04, 2005
(GAME) Flip Wit
(GAME) Pressure Shot
(GAME) Psycho Bondage Bunnies
(GAME) Alien Hominid
(GAME) I Was There
(GAME) Nucleus
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