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Saturday, October 25, 2008

Orchestrated Death Game Walkthrough, Hints, Help and Spoilers

This is a walk through for the game Orchestrated Death. I suggest trying to play the game before reading this help page. This not only contains hints but it is also a spoiler for the game. If you have tried on your own and you have got stuck hopefully you will find this guide helpful. Starting the Game 1 ) Press 5 to load a coin 2 ) Press 1 to begin a new game 3 ) Personally I like to press 3 twice to remove the lines from the game
Chapter 1 1 ) Press the gun on the table to load the magazine into the gun.
2 ) Click the gun again and it will fall onto the floor and fire a hole in the ceiling
3 ) Click the lamp on the table to turn the light off. Now quickly click the razor blade while the lamp is off to knock the razor blade on the floor.
4 ) Click the razor blade on the floor to slice through the lamp cable. When the guy goes to check the lamp he will be electrocuted across the room.
5 ) Click the gun on the floor to kill the man and complete the first chapter of the game
Chapter 2 1 ) Click the refrigerator to open the door
2 ) While the fridge door is open click the fruit basket. The fruit bowl will move to the work top.
3 ) Click the bowl of fruit and a piece of fruit will drop into the blender.
4 ) While the chef’s hand is inside the blender click the blender and he will loose his hand.
5 ) Click the pans on the wall to move them to the cook.
6 ) Click the pans a second time to hit the chef over the head and knock him out.
7 ) Click on the chef to move him across the room.
8 ) Click the knives to place one knife onto the counter
9 ) Click on the chef to lift him above the ground
10 ) Click the oven door to open the door
11 ) Click the knife to place the chef into the oven and complete the level
Chapter 3 1 ) Click the lure on the lure on the fishing line to distract the fisherman with the cap.
2 ) While the man is distracted click the keys in his pocket to remove them.
3 ) Click the toolbox and use the keys to open it
4 ) Click the toolbox again to remove the knife.
5 ) Click on the knife to stab it into the back of the man with the cap. The 2 men will begin to fight.
6 ) Click the anchor to make sure the boat stays in place.
7 ) Click the face of the man with the white T-Shirt. This will cause the man with the white t-shirt to be hit with a left hook.
8 ) Click the boat engine to kill the man with the white T shirt.
9 ) Click the snake in the lower right of the screen.
10 ) Click the man with the hat to kill him with the snake. The man will float off the screen and the game is complete.
I hope you have found this walkthrough helpful. Feel free to link to this page but please do not copy the content of this page.

Assembler Puzzle Game


Assembler Game
- This is a puzzle game where you need to use the mouse to arrange the boxes in such a way that the green boxes stay inside the green square. This game gets harder as the levels progress. Towards the end of the game the screen gets very busy with boxes and becomes much harder to complete each level.

Ron Howard's Call To Action Video


Ron Howard the famous director and star of happy days shows his support for Barack Obama. Ron takes a trip down memory lane to relive some of his famous roles as proof of his support for the Obama campaign. He also gets some help from Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler.

This video was found via IronChuck Presents.

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

Song for Sarah For Mrs. Palin By Vlad and Friend Boris


This is a spoof song for Sarah Palin created by a Russian double act called Vlad and friend Boris. This song reflects some of Sarah's comments regarding Alaska and Russia during interviews.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Qix Fill It Retro Game


Qix Fill It Retro Game
- I really like this game. I have spent a long time searching for this game and finally found it. This game is a lot like the retro arcade game, Qix. There are slight differences between this game and Qix but I personally prefer this game. The aim is to fill squares and rectangles on the screen with your spaceship. You will need to avoid the bugs flying round the centre of the screen. Each level is complete once you have filled 80% of the screen. I think the requirement is eighty percent for every level although I am not sure.

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker "Vacation"


After working 1000 days without a break it is time for Terry Tate to take a holiday. Terry does not want to go on vacation but state law says he needs to. While on holiday Terry is not only able to relax but he also makes sure the hotel runs more efficiently.

Terry Tate Office Linebacker "Sensitivity Training"


Paul Merkin, a junior mail room engineer, makes a complaint about Terry Tate and Fletchger and Sons are forced to take action. A HR Specialist, Geneva Stoller, is handing out a “badge of shame” to employees none compliant employees.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker - "My Debut"


Terry Tate gives his first lesson in the untold rules of office life. His unique teaching approach uses a well balanced mixture of pain and fear. Could anything stop Terry Tate? Well maybe a post trolley...

Terry Tate - Get Out The Vote


Make sure you get out and vote in the 2008 American Election if you are eligible to vote. Who knows, if you do not vote maybe Terry Tate will pay you a visit. This video takes place in an office where one guy has no plans to vote.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Terry Tate + Sarah Palin: From Russia With Love


Terry Tate pays a visit to this interview in which Sarah Palin seems a little uncertain regarding Alaska's relationship with Russia. This is another funny one from everyone’s favorite office linebacker.

Rolling Turtle Game


Rolling Turtle Game
- Roll your turtle through the levels avoiding the hazards on the way. Use the direction keys to move your turtle left and right. You will also need to use the spacebar to make the turtle jump. You gain points by collecting yellow stars and completing the level with the smallest number of jumps. This is a big game with a total of 55 levels. This one kept me busy for a long time.

Monday, October 20, 2008

John Cleese Talks Sarah Palin, Fox News and The 2008 Election


This is an interview with former Monty Python star John Cleese. In this interview John talks about his thoughts regarding the up and coming 2008 US Elections. He has some wonderful words to say including Palin is "just a nice looking parrot", "Michael Palin is no longer the funniest Palin anymore" and "Monty Python could have written this". This is the longer version of this interview.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Terry Tate Meets Sarah Palin


It's pain time for Palin. This is a fantastic interview in which Terry Tate makes a guest appearance. Not only is this very funny but it also looks 100% real.

Hayden Panettiere "Nobody f**ks with John McCain"


Hayden Panettiere, from the hit show Heroes, shows her support for Obama with this joke promotion for John McCain. "There are 3 things I think all citizens should do, smoke cigarettes, vote for John McCain and not wear a seatbelt." I think it is pretty obvious which way she will be voting in these 2008 US Elections.

Giant Centipede Vs Mouse


Giant Centipede Eviscerates Mouse - A giant centipede eats a mouse. This is not one to watch while eating. You can see the insides of the mouse as the insect is eating it. Before I saw this my money would have been on the mouse winning.

Friday, October 17, 2008

N Game Free Online Platform Game


N Game
- This game might have quite simple graphics but the gameplay more than makes up for it. There are lots of levels in this game to keep you busy for hours and hours. The aim of this game is to reach the door within the required time. Each level has at least one switch that needs to be opened in order to open the door. There are yellow boxes that you can collect to increase the time to complete the level. There are also a large number of enemy robots and bombs to make completing each level much harder.

LittleBigDance Music Video


Little Big Dance Music Video - This is a really great music video. There is a range of different music styles including pop, rap and rock. Watch these animated figures dancing to the music. It brought a smile to my face.



The songs in this video are;
System Of A Down - Chop Suey
Usher - Yeah
Daft Punk- Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Eminem - Cleanin out my Closet
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie
Raven Symone - Double Dutch Bus
Haddaway - What Is Love

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Puzzle Bobble Game


Puzzle Bobble Game
- This is a really great flash Puzzle Bobble game. You need to control the direction of the bubbles and connect 3 or more bubbles to remove them from the game. This is a really great puzzle game for those that like retro gaming and also for those that just like to game.

This link was found over at Stuffaz

Final Ninja Game


Final Ninja Game
- This is a great platform game. You play the part of a ninja. You need to jump onto the platforms, jump off walls and use your rope to swing from one section to the other. This game is a lot of fun and has kept me busy for a long time.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

LEGO Supersonic RC Game


LEGO Supersonic RC Game
- Use the direction keys to race around this 3D race course. As you complete each level new track will open.

Fantastic Contraption Game


Fantastic Contraption Game
- This is a great puzzle game. You need to create a car to get from one side of the screen to the other. There are a number of different parts you can use to build the vehicle. You need to connect the correct parts of the car together to complete each level. There is also a tutorial at the start of the game to explain the rules.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Vote for Palin (Michael Palin)


In these times of elections one man comes forward as the obvious choice for all. He has all the qualifications if only he were to have been born in America.

Monday, October 13, 2008

The Muppets sing Habanera


Here is Habanera as sung by The Muppets characters Beaker, The Sweedish Chef and Animal. I was laughing so hard the first time that I saw this.

"Bork Bork Bork Meep Meep Meep La la La LAH!!"



Here is the same song for those that prefer a more traditional version. This is Katherine Jenkins singing Georges Bizet's Habanera (from Carmen).

Monty Python's Flying Circus Spam Sketch


Care to try some Spam, Spam, Spam, Spaaaam? You can get anything you like from this cafe as long as you like the taste of Spam with everything.This is another great clip from Monty Python.

Another great Viking victory at the Green Midget Cafe in Bromley.


Worst Parallel Parking Attempt Ever


This yellow car has to be making the worst ever atampt at parallel parking I have ever seen. There is room to fit 2 cars into that space. This is a must see to the very end to get the true idea of how bad this parking really is. I feel sorry for the pedestrians walking even on the same street as this car.

John Cleese - How to Irritate People - Airplane Sketch


This an early John Cleese sketch. This has the same people as Monty Python's Flying Circus although I was told this is not actually a MPFC sketch. Whoever it is by it is still very funny. This is a guide to being pranking while on a plane.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Biggest Swing

This swing is really large. The swinger even manages to swing all the way round. I wonder if there is a place to buy huge swings. I think I need to build one in my back garden.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Pumpkin Carving Images And Video


Pumpkin Way
- Halloween is just round the corner and this website has a great collection of pumpkin faces. Scroll over each pumpkin carving to display a picture of the design.

Here is an video of a very large pumpkin being created.

Rocket Car 2


Rocket Car Two
- Use the arrow keys to guide your car across the platforms. You can pick up white and black circles (similar to the ying and yang symbol) to give the car energy to move up. You need to avoid the bombs, spikes and other hazards. Make your way to the door or destroy the boss to complete the level.

As a note I am not sure is is possible to complete the first level. I think this one is just a demo level and you need to click"I'm a know it all" to actually start playing.

Site Changes

I decided to give you all an update on the website. As some of you have already noticed I have been making some template changes recently. For the moment I am happy with the changes. I still need to go through old posts to add categories and make sure links are up to date. I have also started using the “Add This” tool on each post. This gives the chance to add posts to different websites. I have only been using this for one day and it already seems to be a success. Using this tool will help the website to grow. So far the changes seem to be helping the site. I have seen the number of visitors double over the last couple of weeks. As I continue to work on the website I hope this number will also continue to grow. This weekend I will be continuing to work on the website, adding new content and making changes to the website template. Thanks to everyone for the support with the website. If there is anything you would like to see on the site I can be contacted on highflyis (at) g mail (dot) com. For the email to work you will need to remove the spaces and add the correct symbols. You can also use this email address if you would like to do a link exchange or request a link on the site. Well enough of my ramblings time to get back to adding content…

Friday, October 10, 2008

Reginald D Hunter at 2008 comedy gala


I have just finished watching this comedian on a television program called "Have I Got News For You". This guy is very funny and a very good laugh. He is from Georgia, America but lives in London, England. This gig talks about the different things he has learned from traveling around the world.

There is also a short clip of David O'Doherty playing the doing some Stand Up comedy. David is talking about abbreviation in text messages.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Umble Bee Game


UmbleBee Game
- Similar to the bubble bobble arcade game. Fire the colored Umble Bees to the correct colored shape. Each time you fire a bee at the correct colored honeycomb the shape will be removed. Remove them all before the honeycombs get to the bottom of the screen.

Ringshot Game


Ring Shot Game
- Activate the rings on the grid with matching colored orbs!

Slipstream Game


Slipstream Game
- You will love this addictive game - Slipstream - where you pilot a rocket at increasing speeds. Do you have what it takes to escape the Slipstream?

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

The Stupid Vote


John Oliver polls the stupid vote to see what issues are most important to them.


Twibik Game


Twibik Game
- Twibik is the latest abstract puzzler from the man with the plan, Tonypa. The game takes the tried and true matching mechanic we've all grown to love/be-addicted-to and gives it a fresh spin. You must get rid of tiles by matching similar ones sharing a row or column, causing them to vanish. Your options tend to vanish as well; like all Tony Pa games there is a trove of challenge lying underneath the simple exterior.

Frat - Short French Film


Frat
- a short created at ESMA in Montpellier, France.

In a world where stone slowly overruns people and transforms them into statues, Sai, a twelve years old little boy, has the power to cure this disease with his blood. Since he is a child, his older brother, Vlad, martyrs him and preys on his gift by hitting him. One day Vlad lends Sai to his thug friends, who profit to cure their wounds and hit him, letting Sai sink into unconsciousness. In his dream, Sai discovers that he also has inside him, deeply buried, stone.

Peeing On An Electric Fence


Talk about barbecuing some weenies! This guy is challenged to take a pee on that electric fence, with shocking results! I am not sure what type of person would want to piss on an electric fence but it does make for funny results. There is also a repeat in slow motion at the end of the clip.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Funny Bill Gates pics from 1983

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The Onion Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters


The Onion: Gunman Kills 15 Potential Swing Voters - The Obama campaign is cautiously optimistic after initial reports indicated that most of the people killed were registered Republicans. This is not good news for the McCain and Palin camp.

EggRun 2 Game


Egg Run II Game
- Click on the egg, drag back and release to launch the egg towards the twig. Get to the base of the ladder in as few jumps as possible.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Panda Golf 2 Game


Panda Golf II Game
- Like Golf but harder. Hit the ball over the platforms to get it to land on the platform with the flag.

Add 'Em Up Game


Add 'Em Up Game
- The goal of Add 'em Up is to eliminate all number tiles from the board.

On each turn you will place the next tile from The Queue. When placed, all the surrounding tiles will be eliminated if they add up to the value of the placed tile. If the value is more than 9, only the last digit is considered.

Grav Ball Game



Grav Ball Game - The aim of this game is to get the ball between the two white goal posts. Use the arrow keys to control the ball. Avoid the red dots or your ball will blow up.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Counselling

Here is a great joke from TheGoose.

Jacqueline and her husband Marc went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Jacqueline went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking Jacqueline to stand, unbuttoned her blouse, embraced her, put his hands on her breasts, and kissed her passionately as her husband Marc watched with a raised eyebrow.

Jacqueline shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to Marc and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?'
Marc thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.'

Remember for more greate jokes like this take a visit over to TheGoose.

Smosh - Cat Soup Video


Smosh - Cat Soup
- Anthony tries to help Ian recover from his cold.

Music: Discovery of a Lifelong Error - Giants Orbiting

R2D2 Projector


R2D2 Projector
- Star Wars and gadget geeks, you may want to sit down before reading this post. This 1/2 scale remote controlled R2D2 has a projector stashed in his dome, capable of an 80-inch picture. And said controller is shaped like the Millennium Falcon.